Ellen Degeneres Explains How To Be A Decent Human Being

I know that I am going to get a lot of flack for this. And let me just slap on a large PG-13 warning here for those who find this to be a touchy subject. But I feel like I needed to get this off my chest.

There are a lot of topics in this Debatte spot that I come up "pro-sex" on (for lack of a better term). For example, I am pro legalization of prostitution, I do not believe a consensual one night stand is morally reprehensible if both parties know the score, and I recommend that one masturbates as often as one possibly can.

Now, there are health and safety reasons why I support legalization of...

Just a neat little poem I found interesting. What do Du think about it?
Written by: Harvey Ehrlich

'Twas the night before Weihnachten and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged Von the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds Von the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and...

Capitalism : The New God

Trinity:


Individual Satisfaction - Father

Exploitation - Son

Purchasing power - Holy Spirit


10 Commandments

* I will make sure I maximise my profits at the cost of everything else
* Individual satisfaction must be 100% satisified even if it means I cheat on my marriage, destroy my childrens lives and end up divorced
* Exploit whoever Du can for whatever Du can, its survival of the fittest
* Du are what Du can afford
* Liebe thy cheap goods even if Du don’t know they came from a child sweat shop
* Thou shall not worship false Gods: socialism, communism, et al
* Thou shall...

There are a lot of things that are in the world today that are right. Wars are going on in the world, Africa is a mostly poor nation, and Global Warming exists. What was that last one, Global Warming exists? Yes, but not to the extent that the United States government and the media want Du to believe. Now you’re probably thinking, why would the US government tell such a lie. Why would they get some of the oben, nach oben rated scientists in the world to agree with them, and why are there not Mehr scientist speaking out about this elaborate hoax. This Artikel will explain the reason why Global Warming...

So I recently (and perhaps mistakenly) Lost my temper in a thread here on Fanpop. I'd rather not link to it, as it wasn't my finest Stunde and I perhaps embarrassed myself.

I will say that yes, it was about Obama.

I will also say that no, it wasn't a logical discussion about Obama.

Let me begin Von saying that I like Obama-- but I know he isn't perfect. I am open to criticism, and actually complimented (in a Kommentar to my parents) right-wing politicians who held up their counter-health care proposal in silent protest during a speech on the topic. I complimented them because they were being dignified...