“Did Du know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give Du a million bucks.”

“Does L ever change his clothes, oder is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The Frage we all want answered: is Mello oder girl, oder does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if Du also...

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Amidst the passing time, a twinkling and ephemeral sparkling
I'm a believer that keeps walking, to carve his memories of it into the world

Having dreams that no one else can, I cast aside the things I don't need
Feelings that I won't surrender reside in my heart

There is still a gap between ideals and reality, even though the shackles of sacrifice prevent my feet from moving
I can't suppress the overflowing urge, because my herz is very wanting

"Lies", "fear", "emptiness", "grief", I'm not so weak that I'm
Gripped Von all these kinds of negativities, I'm a trickster...

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Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Hey, will Du shockingly anger me? Will Du shockingly anger me? Will Du shockingly anger me? Humans
Hey, will Du shockingly anger me? Will Du shockingly anger me? Will Du shockingly anger me? Humans

What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for anxiety (who falls down into the trap within grudges?)...

1. see a man walking down the straße wearing a white hemd, shirt with a red tie, and blondish hair, and Du kill him because Du think he's Light Yagami.

2. Du start sitting in a crouch position and keep eating sweets

3. Du are always threatening to write people's names in your Death Note

4. Du swear that guy Du saw on the straße is Yagami Light

5. Du start couting everything in %

6. Du start eating an excessive amount of sweets and believe Du will never get fat.

7. Du call your calender in school 'Death Note', and hope that kill the homeworks

8. Du sit like L and badly fall from chair...

9. you...

1. The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when Schreiben his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

3. If the cause of death is written within 40 Sekunden of Schreiben the person’s name, it will happen.

4. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a herz attack.

5. After Schreiben the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the Weiter 6 Minuten and 40 seconds.


How to Use: II

1. This note shall become the property of the...

L walked through the mall with his hands in his pockets and his head down. He kept mumbleing to himself about something that others around him couldn't understand. Suddenly, he heard high heehls clacking wildly behind him. "Ryuzaki, wait!" a shrill woman's voice called out. L stopped and glared over his sholder. Misa caught up to him, out of breath, "You walk fast," she panted. L turned to walk off but Misa jumped infront of him, "Wait!" "What?" Misa wrapped her arms around him and hugged him. L stood there, taken off guard, "Misa..why are Du hugging me?" "Because Du need it..." "Since when...

Chapter 2
"Woah, Wait...What?" A sagte confused. Von now a huge crowd had gathered in the hall around them. Matthew Patel smiled evilly, "Consider our fight......BEGUN!" He jumped in the air flying at A with his fist out. A just stood there very cofused, he thought, 'What did I do? What do I do?' At the moment B threw his arms up in the air and yelled, "FIGHT!" That snapped A out of his trance and he reversed Matthew's attack, punching him back a couple feet. Everyone, Including Hana,her best friend Miyuki, and B looked really surprised.
Matthew landed then jumped to his feet. He glared and...

No one has done something like this on here soooo I made this!

You know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

1.Apples are suddenly you're Favorit fruit
2.You sit oder try to sit like L (it's very hard!)
3.You carry around a replica of the Death Note
4.You threaten people you'll write their name
5.You want oder have your friends/family call Du Von the first letter of your name (example:Akemi=A)
6.You twirl your hair without even realizing it!
7.Solving puzzles are now your Favorit thing to do!
8.You throw an apfel, apple in the air to see if the shinigami catches it
9.He doesn't catch it so Du say something...

No matter where Du look, oder what Du see, I’m almost sure Du will not find another character like L. He is one of a kind, and throughout all of Death Note the perfect reference point against Kira. L is the type of person who isn’t afraid to Zeigen what he is, though he does not Zeigen WHO he is. He constantly speaks his mind, and many times I believe that L is L inside and out. He is blunt, never to decorate his words, unless for some good reason (testing people etc.). He is what many people should be, a total mirror image of his inside. He doesn’t seem to mind his weird tendencies, and...

"Have Du read yesterday's paper?" I asked in a heavy British accent.
"No," Mello answered. "Why should I?"
I smiled cunningly and sagte :
"Someone was killed."
This caught his attention.
"A woman. Unmarried. She was taking care of some girl, her sister's daughter. The sister died in that feuer in London almost six months ago, I recognized her name. This means that the girl has nowhere to go."
"Do Du really think that she'd be gegeben the chance to come here?" he asked.
"Yes," I answered immediately.
"Heh." Mello returned my smile. "So what about it, Volpes? What are Du gonna do about that?"...

"Hey Near, have Du ever kissed anyone?"
The albino boy's eyes widened and he looked over at the redheaded boy, whose goggle covered eyes were still glued to the tiny DS screen.
"Excuse me?" Near's soft, serious, voice held a bit of surprise and confusion.
"I asked if you've ever kissed anyone. Du were real beliebt with the ladies back at Wammy's so I just assumed..."
"You're refuring to Linda," Near stated flatly, "I did not have realations with her."
"You sure?" Matt glanced up to see if Near was being serious, which of course with Near, he was always serious.
"Yes I am. And I have never kissed...

The Rules of Death Note

The following is a Liste of all the rules for the Death Note and shinigami that have been revealed to the reader/viewer throughout Death Note, and in the thirteenth manga, Some rules have been changed in How to Read, from what was mentioned in the manga. For instance, Sidoh states that for him to get his notebook back, he had to wait for the owner to die, oder use up all of the pages, whereas in How to Read, it states that there are an unlimited amount of pages in the Death Note
How to Use: I
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
This note will not take effect...

Chapter 3

A got ready for whatever 'mystical powers' Matthew Patel had. Hana sagte nobody could beat him. He braced himself when Matthew Patel raised his arm up, then to his surprised, Patel started singing,
"If Du want to fight me, ha you're not the brightest. Du won't know what hit Du in the slightest..." He floated up into the air and out of nowhere five demon girls appeared in the air with him, "Me and my feuer balls, my demon hipster chicks. I'm talking the talk cause I know I'm slick." He summoned a fireball and threw it A, who barely dodged it. "Fireball girls, take this sucker down."...

About a couple monhs later. It is the Tag of the wedding and as Misa got ready in the back, everybody took their places up front.

"I'm very happy for you, L," A smiled at the detective, who stood, all dressed up in a tux, before him.

"Yes...this occasion is joyious," B spoke as he looked around, tugging on his own tux's collar.

L smiled at his successors then his face became dead serious, "Boys. can Du promise me something?" they looked at him with curiosity and he continued, "I'm not sure if you're aware but Misa and I have a baby on the way...I worry that Kira will kill me before the child...

Dear Diary,
It was December 23, in 2 days was going to be my birtday and my boss was going to prepare a big party in royal stlye.
"Hey sweetie..."
"Yes ?"
"Do Du have any plans for december 25 ?"
"No why ?"
"would Du like to go with me together on my birtday party ?"
He taked my hand, looked me deep in the eyes and said, "I would Liebe to."
1 Stunde before my party.
"Misa are Du ready ?"
"Yes L, Im ready"
I was wearing a short rosa - purple dress, and L was wearing a black suit, he was looking so hot!!
He came close to me and whispered in my ear, "You look so beautiful, I would like to eat Du right now."...

Misa came back to HQ with a worried look on her face. She walked into the main room, where there was no one there but L. "L..?" L looked up from the computer screen and smiled, "Ah, Misa," he stood up and hugged her. Misa layed her head on his chest, "L...I gotta tell Du something..." L looked at her in questioning. Misa took a deep breath, "L...I'm pregnant..." L's eyes got wider than usual. Misa smiled nervously. A smile slowly spread across L's lips, "So I'm a..?" Misa nodded, "Your gonna be a daddy..." "And your gonna be a..?" "A mommy..." L was shocked but still happy. Then suddenly,...

Misa woke up once again naked in L's bed. L was still asleep, like last time. She smiled and caressed his hair out of his face. He was so cute when he was asleep. "Misa," Misa looked up and saw Rem there again, like last time, "I heard what Du sagte last night...is it true? Du no longer wish to be the Sekunde Kira?" Misa stared at Rem, confused at first, then looked at L, "Yes, it is..." she smiled, "I can't betray the man I love...you can have the notebook back,Rem," she got in her geldbörse and pulled out the death note Rem had gegeben her and gave it back to Rem. Rem smiled, "I'm glad you've found...

Misa came back from work and met up with L in the HQ operations room, "Hey, sweetie," she pecked his lips. He smiled, "Hey." They looked over at the rest of the task force who stared at them with they're mouths agape. "What? We're together now..got a problem with it?!?!" Misa screeched. Light chuckled, "Okay, Du two, drop the act. It's not working..." "It's not an act! I really do Liebe him," Misa looked at L, lovingly. Light rolled his eyes. "that's great you've taken this break up between Du and Light so well, Misa-Misa," Matsuda said, cheerfully. Misa giggled, Lost in L's eyes. "This is...

L froze and stared at Misa in shock, "M-Me?...W-Why me???" "Well I can't find anyone else..." L's shocked expression turned into an anoied one, "Gee, thanks..." "So will Du do it?" L sighed, "Fine but only if Du get me one of those giant lollypops at the mall." "Deal!" "So when do I start?" "You start now." "Now?!?!" "Yep, now." L was getting ready to say something then Light came into the room, "Misa? Why are Du in Ryuzaki's room?" Misa smirked, " Oh, we were just discusing our datum tomarrow..." "Y-You guys are dateing?!?!?!?" "That's right." Light gave L a 'what the fuck' look and L gave...