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Greetings, new follower:

If Du are Lesen this letter then Du have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If Von some unprecedented chance Du are Lesen this and Du have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest Du put down this letter and leave now, oder the consequences for Du will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which Du must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...
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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate Weiter to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him Du stahl, stola his teddy bear.

8. Tell him Du won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him Du were just kidding and sagte teddy bär has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, Du know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. Du throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. Du wear at least some black every day.

3. Du rip your clothes on purpose.

4. Du call people Du don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. Du yell "CRUCIO!" at people when Du get mad.

6. Du carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" oder an "L", Du accidentally type out a Bellatrix oder a Lestrange instead.

9. Du think her birthday should...
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, Du know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. Du throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. Du wear at least some black every day.

3. Du rip your clothes on purpose.

4. Du call people Du don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. Du yell "CRUCIO!" at people when Du get mad.

6. Du carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" oder an "L", Du accidentally type out a Bellatrix oder a Lestrange instead.

9. Du think her birthday should...
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A handy-dandy Wikihow Artikel on how to make a horcrux, for all Du aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch oder wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide Du should not attempt to create a horcrux until Du can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...
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Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s Mehr to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do Du mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call Du Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would Du describe your relationship with the man known as...
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