Epic Death Eater Funnies

People have accused me for things I didn't do. People who were Friends of mine. But at this point I don't care. It just shows that Du can't trust all your friends.


Am I the kind of person who would lie? And start fights? I'm trying to make peace. Someone keeps bringing up drama. Stuff that's been long gone. Telling one side of the story. Calling me a liar. Because they can't stand not having drama. I'm not going to name names, becasue Du know who Du are. If Du have no idea what I'm talking about, than I'm probably not talking about you, so don't worry. Naming names and talking about how...

Grab a quill and some parchment and get writing!

1:You feel the Dark Mark on your arm tingle. What do Du do?

a:I don't have a Dark Mark!
b:Pretend I don't feel it.
c:Wait for a Sekunde then apparate to my lords side.
d:Immediately apparrate to my lords side.

2:You have captured Sirius Black. What do Du do with him?

a:Kill him
b:Beat him to death.
c:Sneeze in his mouth and leave him there.
d:Bring him to my lord at once.

3:You see a fellow Death Eater spilling the beans about Voldemort to the ministry. How do Du react?

a:Take no notice
b:Tell him/her Du want 30'000 galleons and Du won't tell on him/her....