1. Du have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. Du have him as your lock screen and Home screen.
3. Du go to Google, click Bilder and type "Bowieporn" in the Suchen box.
4. Du imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. Du really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. Du can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs Du know how to play on the gitarre are Bowie songs.
8. Du dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. Du ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy Liebe scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend Du make...
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