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Ever since its Kürzlich creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The Foren are always buzzing.
I absolutely Liebe visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the Kommentare are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG Du Liebe (insert some fandom here) too?!! We should like totally be best friends. Isn't (insert actor/actress name here) so HOT!?!?!"

4. The content is always quality. Always.
I check out almost everything on this spot. Links, videos, images, Du name it. I am never disappointed and I have a hard time not putting it all in my favorites!

5. No one worries about getting a medal.
No one uploads a million Icons oder adds Videos just for the purpose of getting those shiny medals. Yes, I know, they are nice but they aren't something anyone here worries about. All of the content added is added so that other Kätzchen may enjoy it, not for them to get a medal.

6. It's not the Twilight Spot, haha
I'll be honest. The Twilight spot scares me a little bit. With the CAT spot I have somewhere to go to get away from all of the craziness. Oh, and I don't have to read about how Edward Cullen is sooooo dreammyyy every other sentence.

7. The Kätzchen are Kind
As cheesy as this may sound, everyone here is just so nice! I would like to think that I have made some Friends on this spot. I feel like I have finally branched out on Fanpop and have begun to enjoy all it has to offer.

8. Twilight Fan oder not, Du are welcome
Like Twilight? Dislike Twilight? It doesn’t matter. There is no discrimination oder hatred toward either group. I was worried when this spot was started that there might be some fights but that is no longer a concern. In my opinion this is one of the most peaceful spots on Fanpop.

I’m sure that I am forgetting Mehr of my reasons. When they finally decide to pop into my brain, I will Bearbeiten the Artikel and add them. Thanks Kittens!
posted by Dragonclaws
The Critical Analysis of Twilight spot has always been controversial. Twilight Fans frequently Berichten distaste with the spot, thinking it’s a hate spot. The response is that it’s not a hate spot but sometimes antis get carried away and antis should watch to make sure they don’t intimidate Twilight fans, but that Twilight Fans should grow a tougher skin. Normally I would agree with this sentiment, but I feel that C.A.T. has become Mehr of an anti-Twilight spot that is largely unfriendly to the Twilight fan. I think the fundamental problem with the C.A.T. spot is that it tries to be for...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a Küssen sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright Du win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Hey its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 Stunde Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*
posted by HecateA
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things Du might not have found yourself.
The Videos do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very Tag I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many Kommentare about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's Liebe was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...
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The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. oder a joke quickly written Von me because it's been ages since I gepostet here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros oder antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear Du hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight vorwärts-, nach vorn suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off Von saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The Schauspielen is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written Von a five Jahr old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If Du have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into Artikel Forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One Tag Bella fell over while being chased Von Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and sagte - "Edward, what are Du doing? Du know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me oder is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. Weiter she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack Du rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes Du guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear Gold contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade oder cranberry saft (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when Du are screaming it at his...
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I gepostet this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral Fans opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Liebe to read Kommentare if Du have any, oder Du can just skip this Artikel :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Liebe and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of Fragen and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...
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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...
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posted by Dearheart
Hello, Kätzchen and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of Du are in trouble oder anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m Schreiben this as a reminder to all of Du before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if Du haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of Du who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material Du Abschicken stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended Du and why Du find it offensive. If it’s something serious oder happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back Du up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward oder gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another Autor - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the insgesamt Schreiben polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked Von a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight Fans do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot oder any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have gegeben an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death oder something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact Vampire are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Wölfe have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait oder even a gift from the spirits.
posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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Despite whatever impressions Du may have garnered from the Titel of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when Lesen Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think Du can call yourself a vegetarian if Du don't eat things like people oder those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people Lesen the Bücher also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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*I'll have mentions to actual Werwölfe stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to Du on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin oder werewolves.

In the Jahr 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...
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posted by Aquilia
O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs


This Artikel is an appeal to all Twilight Fans out there, I invite Du all to think over your good and bad actions here on Fanpop and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on Fanpop and I am astounded Von the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight Fans carried when they respond to the sagte criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found Von searching...
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