If Du could ask Stephenie Meyer a question/s what would it/they be?

1. Where'd the plot of the story go?
2. Were Du on acid when Du made Vampire sparkle?
3. How do Du live with yourself knowing people compare your crappy piece of literature of something as truly amazing as Shakespeare?
4. Why do Du refuse to take criticism?
5. Why didn't Du give your characters any flaws unless they were blonde? And even then the flaw was only being a complete bitch.
6. Why does it seem like Du ripped of Harry Potter and countless other Bücher that are why ahead of your level.
7. Why do Du think two people could fall "irrevocably" in Liebe with each other in, what was it?, about two weeks?
8. How many times did Du refer to a thesaurus while Schreiben Twilight?
9. Along with the fact that Du so obviously had sagte thesaurus, did Du also have a dictionary to look up meanings of some of your "big" words?
(ex: chagrin, masochist)
10. Do Du like nechrophelism and bestiality? Because that's the very basics of what Twilights about.
11. Why do Du want to send a message to teenage girls that if they're dumped, they should jump off a cliff to hear his voice again?
12. Why do Du approve of Ikkle Sethie going through all your mail and your computer and basically EVERYTHING around Du to make sure it doesn't offend Twilight?
13. Why do does it seem like Bella's physical Beschreibung is just You-100lbs?
And Lastly
13. Why does Twilight just seem like an overlong, crappy fanfiction?

1: Why are all the male protagonists in your Bücher abusive? (Edward, Jared etc) and why are your Bücher so sexist?
2: Why are Bella and Edward so unnaturaly obssesed to each other? Do Du know that healthy, normal ralationships are not like that?
3: Do Du have an issue with blonde people???
4: If Bella is not pretty, why is everybody in Liebe with her?
5: Why does Bella Liebe Edward, apart from him being perfect looking?
6: Do Du support pedophilia?
7: When a guy dumbs a girl, should she develop schizophrenia and/or commit suiside?
8: Do Du think that a young person shoud dump college like it's nothing important?
9: Do Du think that a girl should be a virgin before her marriage and if she's not it's wrong?
10: Do Du think that if a teenage girl doesn't have any life besides her boyfriend, it should be considered normal?

1. Are Du sure it was a dream Du had when Du first met Edward oder was it just a hallucination due to the drug Du obviously took?

2. Do Du feel good when teenagers go saying "UMIGUD! Twilight iz zooo gud! Its better than that Shekaspare shet"?

3. Why did Du destroy the hope that teenagers could read good literature? Now they basically compare everything to Twilight and sometimes refuse to read anything else because "It won-t be as good as Twilight." Which certainly is a lie.

4. Why on Earth make such terrific MONSTERS glowing ANGELS?

5. Did Stephen King crept Du out so much when Du were little that Du decided to change the Vampire look/personality/menu?

6. Do Du realize Du could have saved THOUSANDS of trees if Du would have just published Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn as a short story?

1. You've made the boyfriends of thousands of your Fans seem inadequate because they don't sparkle. Are Du happy?
2. You've made your Fans define the perfect man as "sparkly" and "dead" and "LAME!". Are Du happy?
3. Do Du compare your husband to Edward? Is it ok he doesn't sparkle?
4. How have Du hooked so many Fans into Bücher which have no plot?
5. Do Du know what a vampire is?
6. Do Du know that good Vampire don't sparkle?
7. Do Du know that your Vampire suck because they sparkle?
8. If Bella is such a dull person, why do so many guys fall in Liebe with her?
9. Does this mean I have to have a low self esteem and a dependence on men to find true love?
10. What made Du think Jacob falling in Liebe with a baby is a good idea?
11. Why didn't Du just put Jacob and Leah together and leave Renesmee to be a baby?
12. What part of Bella being bruised and battered on the night of her honeymoon and loving it do Du think is appropriate for 12 year-old girls to read?

I could go on and on. This is actually very easy for me and somehow I think therapeutic.

What (near fatal blow to the head) inspired Du to write Twilight?

Well Du already wrote the Fragen i would ask her so i'm only gonna add

What were Du thinking when Du invented Renesmee???

Why does every girl in Twilight NEEDS a boyfriend???

1. Sparkles? Really? What the crud?
2. What would really happen if Buffy and Edward met? How about Buffy and Alice?
3. Alice's story about being in an insane asylum... Did Du write that from personal experience?
4. Did Du ever have a boyfriend steal your body glitter (and therefor become the inspiration for the sparklies)?
5. Do Du know what a Mary Sue is?
6. Was your editor drunk when she let Breaking Dawn through to be published?

What were Du thinking when Du were Schreiben Breaking Dawn?

How much medication were Du on while Schreiben Breaking Dawn?

Du have actually already mentioned a few that I would have asked. Anyway..

1. Why do her Vampire sparkle? Well, obviously SMeyer wanted her Vampire to be different from the traditional ones but why 'sparkles'?

2. Why did Bella fall in Liebe with Edward? And why did it happen so fast?

3. Do Du support pedophilia?

4. How is it possible for Bella to be pregnant with a vampire? *I know SMeyer already gave her 'explanation' but I really see no sense to it (even though it's fiction)*

5. Why ruin such a great character? (Jacob in New Moon)

6. Why Renesmee? WHY???

These are the few I can think about right now. I'm pretty sure that I have Mehr Fragen that that. =P

Stephenie, WHY????????

short and easy to remember :)

1. Where in the WORLD Du got the name "Reneesmee" ?!?!?!?
2. WHY Vampire SPARKLE ?!?!??!
3.Since when pedophilia and stalking were 'hot' ?
4. What in the world made Du Veröffentlichen some crap that Du wrote based on a dream of yours ? O__o

"May I schlagen, punsch Du in the nose and tell Du to get a grip and realise your Bücher are total crap?!!!"

*punch*

Sorry...tourettes.

"What the hell were Du smoking when Du can up with Vampire that sparkle?"

1. Y is this book so boring
2. Wat on earth possed u to make vamps sparkle
3. Y is there no plot till the last 50 pages
4. Y is Bella so deppressed
5. Y do u suck at writing
6. Were u trying to curropt the minds of teens
7. Y r u Schreiben the book from Edwards pov couse that's like saying I can't think of anything to rite so I'll tight the same thing again
8. Y is Edward so emotinaless
9. Y r ur caracters so dull
10.ur Bücher r a descrass to litature

How on earth did Du pass your college course on feminism?

okay hem hem
1. Do Du have problems
2. Do Du think its alright with the idea of phedophelia
3. Do Du also agree with stalking
4. Have Du ever been to a pe class?
5. if so how the bloody hell can edward produce sperm?
6. Why do Du make it seem as though everyone besides the cullens that approach bella are somehwhat annoying cause they act like normal teenagers.
7. Why is the movie so bad?
8. Why didn't Du even read a vampire book BEFORE Du wrote a vampire book
9. Why did Du give everbody happy endings and make breaking dawns ending unrealistic
10. Oh and also what drug did Du use to get your publisher to actually Veröffentlichen this?
..thats what i would ask lol

Why did Du ruin my life?

1. why in the world did Du think twilight was a good idea

2. are Du porposly trying to torcher people

What the hell do the book covers have to do with anything? An apple, a flower, a ribbon, and chess wtf?

1. Why did Du turn Vampire in to fairy princesses?

2. Why did Du make Edward and Jacob pedophilles? Don't Du know that's against the law?

3. Why did Du HAVE to make the story sound so emo?

4. Why do Du think that every girl needs to mary young and to someone older?

5. Why are Du so stupid?

6. Why didn't Du use the thesaurus?

7. Couldn't Du just have ignored your "inspiring" dream and moved on?

8. Why is Bella a Mary-Sue?

9. Why did Du base Bella off of yourself?

What leaves were Du smoking when Du decided to write a book about a wet dream Du had?

everyone has asked mine but:

Why don't Du accept critism for your Bücher and realise that some people DON'T like them?

My Questions:

>Why Jacob and Renesmee?

>Is it hard to write like The Twilight Saga?

>When doing the Twilight Saga movies, is it easy to choose the stars oder the real celebs to play the characters?


That's all, I think.

:)

Stephenie Meyer, why did Du made those books?

All of them, and sooooooo much more.

Ask her if she have thought about Ian Somerhalder as Ian in The Host.

1. What was with Bella's horrific pregnancy and child birth experience? What that the only way Du believe Du could have made those experiences meaningful?
2. Why couldn't she have gegeben birth to Renesmee the normal, natural way. Do Du think that a vampire c-section can be construed as a cop-out against depicting women's real experiences of giving birth?
3. Why was Bella's experience of raising a child completely free of difficulty?
4. Does the fact that Bella gets everything reflect a sense of unfulfilment in your own life? Do Du think it is realistic to expect that women can have everything?

1. What were Du thinking?
2. Don't Du realize that there are plenty of haters out there?
3. What's with Du poisoning innocent teenage girls' minds?
4. Do Du honestly believe that Liebe at first sight even exist? I know it's fiction we're talking about, but seriously?
5. Were Du on any drugs oder any special medications when Schreiben out your stories?
6. How does it feel to know that real passionate readers hate Du for your stupid stories?
7. Do Du support feminism?
8. What's with the pedophilia and the stalking?
9. Why sparkles? WHY?
10. How did your Bücher even get published?
11. Why were Du stealing off some originality from other amazing books, such as the names of the characters?
12. Do Du know that your rabid Twilight Fans don't even know how to spell online? Is it some annoying fad oder some sort of secret code?
13. Do Du know how many boyfriends are Du hurting? They can't stand Twilight, and they would simply get dumped Von their girlfriends because they're not Edward.
14. What were your Fans thinking that it's better than any other piece of literature ever created? How is it better than the Bible?
15. Why do Du think that your Fans say that Bella is a great role model?
16. Do Du how highly addictive your Bücher are? I'm an ex-fan and I had experience.
17. Why does Bella have to be you?
18. Did Du ever noticed that your Bücher tend to make women highly perverted? Du don't want to know what these women do when they're lonely at night.
19. Are those one of the symptoms for obsessive Twilightitis?
20. Why are your Bücher so badly written and so cliche?
21. Why does Bella have to repeat herself when describing Edward, especially when she does that in every other sentence?
22. Why does Bella have to be a Mary-sue and Edward a Gary-stu?
23. Did Du know I wrote a declaration against your books? Du should read about. I highly recommend it.
24. Why did Du have to rape your thesaurus?
25. Do Du think you'll still be beliebt in the Weiter 400 years oder so?
26. Do Du plan on taking Schreiben classes in the future?
27. Wouldn't it be better for Du if Du put your stories on fanfiction. net?
28. Do Du know when this fad will end?
29. I've noticed that the names Isabella and Jacob are the most beliebt baby names now. Do Du see them becoming the most hated names in the future?
30. What was the purpose for Schreiben out a saga full of lusty romance with tons of plot holes had to do with a pathetic dream of yours???

I can go on all Tag if I want to.

1 Does Bella have any other interests (Edward doesn't count) apart from Lesen Wuthering Heights?
2 Du do realise that there are Mehr classes then gym and biology, right?
3 There is Mehr to feminism then "having a choice" right? (thats her definition: so choosing to let a man abuse Du is a form of feminism)
4 Du know that sunshine goes threw clouds, right?
5 How can Du get a papercut from wrapping paper, and even then, how do Du get it to bleed without squeezing so a vampire sniffs it?
6 Have Du ever had a health class?
7 Have Du ever had an AIDS class? (if so, Du should know that since vampire venom replaces most body liquids, Bella would've became a vampire before the honeymoon)

When is Rosalie Hale's birthday?


I always wonder what her sign is....

First, a few simple ones:

1. I read your review of The Hunger Games. Do Du admit that it's better than all your Twilight Bücher combined? Beacuse it is.
2. I've written some crazy crap fanfictions based on dreams before, but why couldn't Du just forget about 99% of that dream like normal people?

And now for the funnier ones:

3. What were Du on when Du made Vampire sparkle?
4. Why, just WHY?!?!
5. Why couldn't Du have just made them all die at the end? Now that would make a good ending! I mean, didn't the last book of The Hunger Games (Mockingjay) end that way? Didn't Du say Du were "obsessed" with The Hunger Games? HM?!?!
6. Why does Bella think it's OK for Edward to watch her while she sleeps? I think it's creepy.
7. What were Du thinking?!?!?!?!?

1) Have Du ever read a book? Because I'm not sure how Du managed to miss that the plot is scattered throughout the entire book, not just the last five chapters.
2) Were Du religiously home-schooled? Because there were so many mistakes that wouldn't have been there had Du taken a biology class and a decent English class.
3) Why didn't Du feuer your editor for not doing her job? They are supposed to fix your mistakes, not leave them there.
4) Honestly, do Du not realize the messages your sending out to young children? oder do Du just not care?
5) Why didn't Du just leave Jacob as a werewolf? Du announcing randomly that he was a shape shifter did not contribute anything to the story.
6)What does your therapist think of your delusions about love?

1.What were Du smoking when Du wrote this?
2.Why is Edward such a douche?
3.Why is Jacob a Pedo-Wolf?
4.Why do Du Wild Tiere count as vegetables?
5.Why didn't Charlie get a restraining order against Edward after the Voltara mess?
6.Why did she let it become a movie?
7.Why did she Zeigen pat of midnight sun to Robert Patterson? (What the fuck was his name?)
8.Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward sagte that he watched her sleep?
9.Why did she make a Manga of it?