Sonic.exe: ahhhhh!
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have Du seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have Du been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are Du the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do Du remember last time Du rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
Lucius: get back here hedgehog!
Observer: Slenderman? have Du seen my camera? Noah is Making a videoooooooo... Slenderman, may we talk?
Slender: what?
Observer: how long have Du been stalking this guy?
Slender: 2 months
Observer: 2 months? oh my Zalgo, why are Du the leader
Slender: because I don't play games on the job and make public appearances
Observer: shut your mouth!
Slender: how can I when i don't have one?
Observer: OK then, be quiet! do Du remember last time Du rarely stalked someone?
Ticci Toby: why does everybody make fun of me? *walks out crying*
one Tag i was sleeping over at my Friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if Du include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he sagte " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello Du have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need Du to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: Du and I both know Du don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little Mehr specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little Mehr Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello Du have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need Du to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: Du and I both know Du don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little Mehr specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little Mehr Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We Bewegen once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get Du some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get Du some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Zalgo: where the hell is ShadowLurker!? I need my anger pills!
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE Du BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
SL: i'm home!
Zalgo; WHERE THE HELL HAVE Du BEEN!?
SL: i'm sorry i'm late sir, but on the way I saw some killers that where not with Slender!
Zalgo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?
SL: sir, take your pills
Zalgo: *takes pills*
SL: feel better?
Zalgo: yes... what are these killer's names?
SL: Jacky and Itzy
Zalgo: go get them...
SL: yes sir *teleports*
Zalgo: *sighs*
*ring ring*
Zalgo: *pulls out DiPhone* yes?
Observer: we got BEN
RED: when do we get to kill him!
Observer: we are not killing him! Zalgo get over here before he starts to chew the rocks in this cave
Zalgo: i'll be right there
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because Du don't trust me doesn't mean Du have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did Du learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army oder supporters of it
Johhny: and if Du let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because Du don't trust me doesn't mean Du have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did Du learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army oder supporters of it
Johhny: and if Du let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...