Craigyy~
☠ Du know what RSA stands for.
☠ You're in the RSA.
☠ Du joined Twitter so that Du can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.
☠ Du have flooded Craig's Twitter& E-Mail with your questions, hoping one will get picked.
☠ Du spent ages coming up with Fragen to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.
☠ Du have experienced fergasm before.
☠ Du were on wolke 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the Zeigen for the first time.
☠ Du have kissed (or done something else to...) your screen/monitor only to realise that Du can't possibly reach Craig that way.
☠ Du never miss a show. "Screw everything else"- Du think.
☠ Du rather pee your pants than to leave during the monologue.
☠ Du threaten to throw anyone out of the room if they even let out a breath while you're watching the show.
☠ Du get pissy at anyone who dares to bad-mouth about Craig.
☠ Du tell people to go Mitmachen Al-Qaeda when they don't agree with you, especially regarding Craig.
☠ Du tried to watch other late-night shows and Du "Zzzz...." before Du can think "how can this be on the air?"
☠ Du became sleep deprived for staying up to watch Craig.
☠ Du cuss at Dave if he takes to long to get his Zeigen over/Or Du cuss at YouTube for screwing up.
☠ You're subscribed to Mal's TVsCraigFerguson channel on YouTube.
☠ You've seen the 'OMFG ending' on Youtube for 100+ times, and drooled every single time Du watch it again (or fergasm).
☠ Du talk about Craig ALL THE TIME.
☠ Du feel miserable when it comes to meeting decent guys because Craig is your standard (you too ladies)
☠ You've been caught ogling at pictures of Craig.
☠ Du try to get your Friends to watch Craig.
☠ Du get angry at your Friends for not listening to Du ramble on about Craig.
☠ During conversations Du make your own Craig jokes& laugh. And then people judge you.
☠ Du have Mehr than one folder containing Craig Ferguson pictures.
☠ Du have so much Craig Videos that it's not even funny.
☠ Du say "It's a Great Tag for America" even though you're not American, nor do Du live in America, nor do Du have anything at all to do with America.
☠ Du sing along to the Tweets& Emails jingle oder the LLS theme song when you're doing the laundry.
☠ Du reply to people Geoff Peterson-style oder Craig-style. (eg. "WAHHHH?!")
☠ Du can take any two-word combo and turn it into a supposed name Du used to dance under.
☠ Craig is who Du go to for a mood lift, a good laugh, comfort, advices, reminder for the purpose of life, procrastination, boredom oder when you're just horny.
☠ Du imitate Geoff.
☠ Du think puppets are awesome.
☠ Du think robot skeletons are awesome.
☠ Du think the Scottish accent is friggin sexy.
☠ Du say 'cuss' instead of 'curse'.
☠ Du like Britney Speare's song "Oops I did it Again" even though Du didn't like it before.
☠ Du get excited hearing/seeing/eating chicken.
☠ Du secretly enjoy being called a hobo. Especially Von Craig.
☠ Du giggle when Du hear Liza Minnelli & Paul McCartney.
☠ Du think Craig is the best dancer ever.
☠ Du think a leaky garage with crappy lighting is not creepy but awesome.
☠ Du Liebe the word 'awesome.'
☠ Du want to be a pilot oder get a pilot's license.
☠ Du want to get a tattoo(s).
☠ You've read "Between the Bridge and the River" & "American on Purpose."
☠ You've seen (almost) all of Craig's Zurück films before and loved them.
☠ Du say 'CBS cares.'
☠ Du put your address down as 'Hollowed out Volcano'
☠ Du fergasm when Craig looks straight into the camera (you too ladies)
☠ Du say 'remind Du of anyone' & 'I know' all the time.
☠ Du Liebe the 'ball vacuum cleaner with the PROPER AMOUNT OF SUCTION'
☠ Du do your own double entendre to almost anything that it can work with.
☠ Du hate the Emmy's and all them Hollywood Showbiz things/people.
☠ Du tuned in for hai Week even though Du don't like sharks/don't give a rats arsch about Discovery channel/know that Du will become paranoid afterwards.
☠ You're happy when Craig's happy, you're sad when Craig's sad, you're angry when Craig's angry, you're hurt when Craig's hurt, and of course- you're horny when Craig's horny.
☠ Du think Craig trumps the world. And you're right, he does.
;P
☠ Oh, and Du feel proud after Lesen this.
Are Du all of the above? oder do Du have Mehr to add? please Kommentar below =D
*RSAGroupHug*
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
