301 Everyone

“Now feels like the beginning of something. So I’m waiting… For a signal.” – Cook

“Sweet” – Effy

“Ah, there we are. And the wolf shall lie down with the lamb.” – Cook

“The game is on, Freddie, Du wanna play?”- Cook

” She’s a naughty, naughty little girl. And I don’t like to disappoint.” – Cook

“They don’t have a nurse.” – Effy

“Grab my balls.” – Cook

302 Cook

“Hey, baby” – Cook

“What, so you’re offing this party as “shit”, yeah?” – Cook
“It’s shit.” – Effy

“What is he doing now?” – Effy

“Cool party” – Effy
“Cheers.” – Cook

“How bout it then, Peachy? Looks like it’s just me and you.” – Cook

304 Pandora

“Is this a cupboard for mindless sex?” – Cook
“You don’t give a fuck about anything, do you?” – Effy
“Nope.” – Cook

“I thought Cook — Cook’s his friend.” – Effy

“Any good?” – Effy
“I don’t know what Du mean.” – Pandora
“I mean he’s a sensational fuck, yeah?… We’re Friends because Du don’t surf and turf my men. Du sagte that.” – Effy
“He’s not yours, Eff. He’ll never belong to anyone.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“That’s why Du don’t really want him.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“He’s not the one Du want, Eff.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy

307 JJ

“Freddie she loves you, Du know?… She loves you. She can’t stand it. She can’t stand the Liebe so she fucks me instead… So I’m pissed off, yeah? She’s taking a piss and it’s hurting me cause Cook needs the Liebe too. Cookie’s got nothing. Cookie’s always got nothing. That’s why I do her pal. That’s why I pop Panda. Panda’s popped. It’s always the same – great tits, Panda, great tits, Effy. That’s all I get cause I’m shit. I’m pure shit.” – Cook

308 Effy

“Alright, Anth? Take me to your kitchen. You’re daughter’s in for a fucking treat. Four courses. Real fancy shit. Pesto. Salmon. Salad.” – Cook

“I bought a fucking gateau. Black forest.” – Cook

“What do Du want? My fucking blood? You’ve fucking taken everything else. You’ve taken fucking JJ. And now you’re nicking her off me as well… She hasn’t told you, has she? Fuck me. I’m so glad I didn’t miss this… Effy doesn’t want me anymore. Do you, princess?” – Cook
“No.” – Effy

“You coming? Nah, yeah, stay here with your friends. Look at their little faces. You’re all such wizzo chums, aren’t you? Ain’t that right, Eff? Ain’t that right, Panda? Panda’s been worried lately, Eff. Says Du don’t see each other as much as Du used to. That right, Panda, yeah? I sagte to her, ‘Cupcake, maybe if Du didn’t spend as much time with my cock in your mouth…” – Cook
“Wait. It was one time right? Your party. It was only once, right? I need to sit down. – Effy

“It’s Du and me, babe. It’s always gonna be Du and me. It’s always Du and me.” – Cook

310 Finale

“Morning slugger.” – Effy

“Ah, Eff. It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey. ‘09 Bonnie and Clyde. Outlaw tour of Britain.” – Cook

“Aren’t Du coming with me?” – Cook
“Not yet.” – Effy
“But I want Du to meet him. I brought Du here to meet him.” – Cook
“I will. But I think Du need to meet him first. Don’t be a pussy… Be careful.” – Effy

“Let’s get out of here. Let’s just go. Now.” – Effy
“Effy, listen, there’s nowhere else to go. This is it. And it’s fucking brilliant. Come on, let’s go get fucked up.” – Cook

“Nah. I’m gonna keep her, Du know? She’s mine. No cunt’s taking her away from me.” – Cook

“You’re not his dad. Not really.” – Effy
“And you’re not his girlfriend. Not really. You’re gonna fucking snap that boy’s herz in two.” – Cook Sr.

“Fuck all of yous… Von the way, your prince charming made a bet on you. sagte whoever wins the race gets to keep ya. Classy, eh?… No, I’m not living on my fucking knees anymore, man.” – Cook

“I had it all planned out, man. Get a boot of our own. Moor it down here. A job. Everything. But she doesn’t Liebe me.” – Cook
“She does. I know she does.” – Freddie
“Loves Du better… I can’t. Freds, I just cant. I’m sorry but I just fucking Liebe her. I’m sorry. I fucking Liebe her.” – Cook