The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, oder chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motorräder on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next...

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." ente said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If Du all insist, I'll tell Du my story." sagte Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States called Amtrak We had lots of lines in 48 of the states. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were hundreds...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Today/tonight I'll be doing a Weihnachten special based on the RP Zeigen Pokémon: Aura Warriors.. But only on thing: We have a guest star, sterne named Seanthehedgehog!



(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are Du doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout Du watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before Du do that?
Sean: Sure.



Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant Süßigkeiten cane*
STOP! This is the guest...

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The schloss of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after...

What up, CokeTheUmbreon fans? Coca-Cola here, enjoying December, oder at least trying TO. Today I wanna share a moveset I plan on giving to Alolan Pokemon Toucannon. Yes, I'm also gonna tell Du why I choose the moves.

Note: Du ain't gotta use this moveset.

So let's get to it, shall we?

Stats
The only highest stat for it is Attack. (120 base attack.) But it's slow as fuck. It's 60 base speed drags it down. Curse its big arsch beak! But it is a tank!

These are the moves I'm bestowing upon this cannonade:

Beak Blast
Rock Blast
Bullet Seed
Rock Smash/Flame Charge/Brick Break/Swords Dance/Return


Ability

It's abilities...

Episode 1: Gordon And The New Diesel

It was a wonderful Tag on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branch line as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped Weiter to him.

"Good morning Gordon." sagte Thomas. "How are Du on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do Du know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The next...

October 31, 2012

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot Von a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo,...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today/tonight, depending on where Du at, I'm gonna work on telling Du about another Pokemon team. This one belongs to the annoying fat ass... the one with no aura powers... Manuel Marquezo!

Manuel: Hello, everyone!

I forgot to add the word 'dimwit' didn't I?

Well, let's get fucking started.

Haxorus
Gender: Male
Ability: Mold Breaker
Moves:
Dual Chop
Draco Meteor
Poison Jab
Incinerate

Flareon
Gender: Male
Ability: Flash Fire
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Dig
Flare Blitz

Mudsdale
Gender: Male
Ability: Own Tempo
Moves:
High Horsepower
Mega Kick
Close Combat
Giga Impact...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here with another Aura Warriors and her team. Her name is Selene Gonzales, Sergio's tomboyish twin sister.

Selene: *comes in musty* Did someone call?
UGH! Du stink like musty Rhyperior dicks!
Selene: I need to shower... after I eat some of your tacos.
NO!

Eh, fuck it.

Today oder night, depending on where Du at, I'm gonna discuss her team. Even though she doesn't battle as much, she's set to do Mehr battling in the Weiter season of Pokémon: Aura Warriors. All she does outside of saving the world is football and soccer, and eating in...

(I have Michael's pretend daughter, Carly, as a character in most of my GTA stories)..




TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed Von all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll Zeigen them! I'll Zeigen ALL of them! Right Carly!?.....

9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when Du need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in Du want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...

Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today oder tonight, depending on where Du at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate Pokemon team! Who is Sergio, Du ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a Liebe for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: Du sagte Du weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news Du might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs Von at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, Du read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! Coca-Cola here. Today/tonight I've been thinking about Pokémon: Aura Warriors for a while. Since Team Rocket has a motto, I thought about making one.

Ash: Meeting time.
Manuel: Yawn.
Sergio: Did Du use anchovy paste to brush your teeth again? :/
Manuel: Got a problem with that?
Aura: YES!
Ash: Can we hear the Motto already PLEASE?
Yes.

Let's get started.

We are the next-gen Aura Warriors,

Sworn to protect the world where...

Humans and Pokemon live in.

We use our aura and Pokemon to stop the evils that

Lurk in this planet

We are guided Von the power of Arceus.

We are guided Von our...

*Rock The Party Von JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*

*song dies out*

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are Du liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.


Today, I'm bringing a Pokemon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any Fragen before we get started?

Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.

About him

Name: Dakota
Manuel: But Du just said...
I know what I said, dammit!

From:...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here. I guess Du are aware about the RP Zeigen Pokémon: Aura Warriors? Yes? No?

Manuel: No.
You're in it, dumbass. 😕

Well it's a collaboration RP that I do with AuratheLucario, better known as Aura. I also do a rewritten version with horofox, which will be continued sooner oder later. The one with AuratheLucario is delayed until Spring. Sooooo... I'm gonna do a commercial for a new season.

Manuel: *comes out with princess costume he wore for Halloween* I'm ready for my line.
You're not a damsel in distress; you're an Aura Warrior....

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon Fan club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope Du all enjoyed Thanksgiving! Weihnachten (or whatever Du guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell Du why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.

(Background song: This Weihnachten Von Chris Brown)



*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip

Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if Du think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.

Let's get started.

1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read Bücher and articles...

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of Zufällig circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: Du hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....