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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hyde Park. Rob arrived here to Suchen for Mehr straße racers. He found someone sitting Weiter to a yellow and grey station wagon.

Southern Man: Can I help Du boy?
Rob: As a matter of fact, Du can. I'm looking for some competition, in straße racing.
Southern Man: How many races have Du won in this here state?
Rob: Well, none actually, but that's only because I just came here for the very first time.
Southern Man: Du ain't ever set foot in Missouri, huh? Okay, Du gotta get to William L. Hunsacker. He's the one Du need to talk to. You'll find him on Cass Avenue. He lives there, about a block away from the street. He sets up the races, and even throws in a few extra bucks for us if we do some jobs for him. They're well worth the risk. *Chuckles*

Rob thought about what the man said, and it did worry him. He was only concerned about the dangerous jobs. Nothing else shook him up that bad.

Rob: *Knocks on the door* This better be the right address.
William: *Opens the door* What do Du want?
Rob: I understand Du have something for me.
William: Such as?
Rob: straße racing.
William: Yeah, I think I can get Du hooked up. We got a race tomorrow starting at the Beaumont High School. I want Du over there at 9 AM, on the dot.
Rob: No problem. *Walks away*
William: *Closes the door*
Rob: *Walking back to his car*

Nightfall was closing in on St. Louis, and when it did, Rob checked into a hotel.

Rob: *Laying in the bed* Fifty bucks a night sounds very reasonable. Especially when Du consider the champagne. *Pours himself a glass of champagne* Mmm, very good. *Looks at the bottle* Imported from The Netherlands, 1961. It's not even a decade old, and it still tastes good.

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 Tim Allen as William L. Hunsacker
Tim Allen as William L. Hunsacker
posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when Du need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in Du want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today oder tonight, depending on where Du at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate Pokemon team! Who is Sergio, Du ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a Liebe for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: Du sagte Du weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news Du might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs Von at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, Du read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...
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Source: The Garnet Umbreon has spoken.
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Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! Coca-Cola here. Today/tonight I've been thinking about Pokémon: Aura Warriors for a while. Since Team Rocket has a motto, I thought about making one.

Ash: Meeting time.
Manuel: Yawn.
Sergio: Did Du use anchovy paste to brush your teeth again? :/
Manuel: Got a problem with that?
Aura: YES!
Ash: Can we hear the Motto already PLEASE?
Yes.

Let's get started.

We are the next-gen Aura Warriors,

Sworn to protect the world where...

Humans and Pokemon live in.

We use our aura and Pokemon to stop the evils that

Lurk in this planet

We are guided Von the power of Arceus.

We are guided Von our...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
*Rock The Party Von JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*

*song dies out*

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are Du liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
 oder a cheer from the Tomorrowland festival crowd. That's good too.
Or a cheer from the Tomorrowland festival crowd. That's good too.


Today, I'm bringing a Pokemon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any Fragen before we get started?

Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.

About him

Name: Dakota
Manuel: But Du just said...
I know what I said, dammit!

From:...
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I should warn you, this is 2 hours long. However, it is still worth watching.
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Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here. I guess Du are aware about the RP Zeigen Pokémon: Aura Warriors? Yes? No?

Manuel: No.
You're in it, dumbass. 😕

Well it's a collaboration RP that I do with AuratheLucario, better known as Aura. I also do a rewritten version with horofox, which will be continued sooner oder later. The one with AuratheLucario is delayed until Spring. Sooooo... I'm gonna do a commercial for a new season.

Manuel: *comes out with princess costume he wore for Halloween* I'm ready for my line.
You're not a damsel in distress; you're an Aura Warrior....
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 He's a fake... IMO.
He's a fake... IMO.
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon Fan club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope Du all enjoyed Thanksgiving! Weihnachten (or whatever Du guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell Du why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.

(Background song: This Weihnachten Von Chris Brown)



*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip

Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if Du think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.

Let's get started.

1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read Bücher and articles...
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Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of Zufällig circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: Du hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed Von falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees Mehr falling letters*...
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I know how much Du Liebe this, so here Du go :D
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Hello, guys! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today, I'm gonna do this because I'm bored as fuck. I'm gonna do a 'How to piss off' Artikel of one of my Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP characters. (Don't flame, this is just for shits and giggles...)

Manuel: *literally shits and giggles*
Tyler transporter, van Berg (another RP character): 😑

(Let's just begin)

1. Call him fat

Manuel: I'm just husky. V.V
CokeTheUmbreon: It IS true that you're fat.
Manuel: T_T

2. Make fun of his secret crush on Aura

Umbra: FatAura Shipping!
Manuel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

3. Eat up his food.

Selene (another RP character): Mmmmm... fried bacon-wrapped...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello, Umbreonians! CokeTheUmbreon here. Since thePokémon: Aura Warriors RP is being delayed until Spring, I decided to do this Pokemon trainer that will play a part in the RP. Her name is Janine Walcott. (Don't put her and Aura together... PLEASE! 😓)

All cold sweat emojis aside. Let's get to it.

Manuel: She's mean. One time, she threatened to kill me if I didn't help her win the...
CokeTheUmbreon: Don't worry, man. She doesn't appear until after Nigro/Soion dies (or comes to his senses.)

Let's do this.

About Her

Name: Janine Walcott

From: Canyon City

Trainer Class: Ace Trainer

Ethnicity: White...
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added by CokeTheUmbreon