Demotivational KND Posters

Operation: Future Kids
Chapter 2
Year 2011

The five twelve Jahr olds, return to their baum house after a long Tag at school.
"That thing we watched was disgusting." sagte Numbuh two, (or Hoagie) while sitting down on the couch.
"I know! It was so gross, and it was right after lunch as well." sagte Numbuh four, (or Wally) while trying to get the Bilder out of his head.
"At least now, Du won't ask Numbuh five where do Babys come from?,ever again." sagte Numbuh five, (or Abby) while trying to sound like Hoagie. They were silent for five minutes, they tried to do what they always do, when they come home...

Wally and Kuki had been walking around the house for a while. Wally was hoping he could KISS Kuki again. He hadn’t worked up enough courage to ask if they could KISS again. Kuki didn’t talk either. She was just looking down, kinda sad. Wally wondered if she was sad about the kiss. He got worried.
“What’s wrong?” Wally asked.
“Nothing.” Kuki said, a tear rolling down her cheek.
Wally took a deep breath. “You’re not upset about our kiss, are you?”
Kuki gently smiled. “No, not at all. In fact, I loved it. It’s just…”
She almost teared up again.
“You don’t wanna...

Halloween morning. Only about a bajillion Mehr hours til trick-or-treating began (well, actually, it was only about 7 oder 8...but Du know how much kids and teens exaggerate). Kacey trodded down the stairs in her Halloween PJS (ones with a bunch of bats on them). She went into the küche to get her self a bowl of regenbogen Munchies when she heard a strange noise coming from behind the door. She sighed.
"Kiki, I know it's you." Kacey sagte while rolling her eyes.
Kiki stomped her foot and cursed under breath as she stepped out from behind the door. She had her "Darling Dracula" regenbogen Monkey nightgown...