Demotivational KND Posters

Kiki sat in her usual study hall sitz and put her head down. Last period did NOT go well:

While Mrs. C, the science teacher, was instructing the class how to get their specimens onto their slides, Wally- being the major putz he is- kept making the 10th graders (it's a mixed class) screw up. Just then, the phone rang. Mrs. C. then sagte she had to run down to the office for 5 minutes. Things then turned to heck in a handbasket. The millisecond the teacher left, one of the 10th graders grabbed Wally Von his leg and held him upside down. One of the 9th graders reached into the fisch tank and pulled...

Kacey packed up her suitcases and headed for the hangar. When she was almost about to enter the S.C.A.M.P.E.R., something grabbed her leg. A very upset little vampire.
"But why can't WE go with you?!" Val whined as she clutched Kacey's leg tighter.
"I have middle school power!" she sassed back.
"Oh, yeah. That's right." Wally mumbled.
Val stuck out her bottom lip and tears began to form.
"Nope. Not falling for that crap." Kacey sagte while she turned her head the other way.
She cried louder.
Kacey covered her ears.
"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!!"
Val scowled.
"I'll tell Daddy if you...

*after school glocke just rang Von the gym*
"hi guys sorry im late!" kuki sagte in a guilty-ish type voice "oh its oka-" wally got his hoody yanked Von numbuh 2 "what on earth is SHE doing hear?" numbuh 2 was in a state of shock and whispering even though they were far enough away that an elefant couldn't hear them "oh i invited her"wally sagte innocently "INVITED HER?!?! do Du know how much this jeopardizes ALL of our pranks?!?!" "no..." wally thought it would be nice if they pranked all together and kuki was just too nice and that she needed to loosen up "well Du should!!!! do Du know that...

Kiki slowly stomped down the block; half asleep, still in her pajamas, and glasses clipped onto her shirt.
"There Du are!", sagte Kacey, "Now, did Du grab the monster fighting kits?"
Kiki dug through her backpack.
"I've got your S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, my G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A., and Hoagie's V.L.A.M.P.P. Will that work?"
Kacey did a facepalm.
"It's the best I could come up with on short notice. LIVE WITH IT!" she growled.
Kacey snarled back. Kiki backed off a little bit.
"Now, do me a favor, and lead me to the front door, k?" She asked semi-sweetly.
"Why? Can't Du do that yourself?"
"Hello! I'm the one with 20/200...

Kacey returned to the classroom about 5 Minuten later. She sat down at her desk. Mr. Yorke had gegeben each kid a sheet of paper. They were supposed to write down what they thought science was. Kristin was half-way done, Ian was still thinking of ideas, and Sam had a pencil up his nose. Kacey began writing. At 1: 15, the kids shared their papers. Kacey wasn't called on until half the class shared. When she was finally called on, Kacey read her paper aloud. On her 3rd of 4th sentence, the feuer drill went off. Everyone was startled and raced to the door.
"AttenSHUN!" Mr. Yorke called. Everyone...

Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are Du ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of abendessen plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was Mehr of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! Du actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, Du guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...

Robot.
Marco was a robot.
It was all just a scam.
"Alright, Du freaks, we know it was you! Zeigen yourselves!" Kacey hollered.
No answer.
"Those idiots think they can fool US?" Wally yelled. Kuki watched him. "If I could get my hands on them, I'D RIP 'EM TO BITS!"
"Why, hello, Kids Weiter Door. So wonderful for Du to destroy our android. We worked so hard on it. If only Du could understand why we tricked you." 5 familiar voices said.
Kuki hid behind Wally in fear. She hugged him tight thinking it would solve her problems. Megan had gripped onto Kiki. Kacey just stood there with her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R...

After finding out about Hoagie's shape shifting (He turned into a burger 3 times cuz he was hungry), Megan's invisibility (They couldn't find her for 10 minutes), and Kuki's Super Cuteness (Wally was drooling Mehr than normal), they had decided that the Quantonium had entirely effected them. Also, Toby was floating too. They decided to head to the city.
"Are we there yet?" Wally asked. They had been walking for miles. (Well, Kacey and Toby were flying)
"Negatory." sagte a very peeved Kiki. All of the talking annoyed her now enlarged brain.
"How about now?" Wally asked.
"No!" Megan shouted. When...

''NO!!! Du cant make me!!!!!'' Kacey shouted.
''Its too horrible to even try!!'' hoagie joined in.
it had been 3 days since the first incident, and so far numbahs 3,4, and 5 had disappeared without a trace! Now, it all lay on what they had found in Mushi's cell. It waas evidence, but it was unspeakable. It was horrifyingly dangerous. It was ...................................................Rainbow Monkey Super Happy Fun Time Party Palace.
Numbuh 7 shuddered.
''Come on! Don't Du want to save your cousin?'' Pleaded Kiki.
''Well.............''Kacey sighed uncertainly. ''OK, but I Du tell anyone...

"Alright, Toby!" Kacey said. "Sick 'em!" Toby ran as fast as he could at Wally. But instead of attacking him, Toby licked Wally all over his face. Wally pushed Toby off when he came to.
"T- t- The FANGIRLS ARE GONNA GET ME! TUCK N' ROLL!" He screamed trying to find a hiding place.
"Wally," Kacey said. He was lifting up mops. "Wally," Kacey sagte again. He still continued his search.
Kacey couldn't take it anymore. "NUMBUH 4! STOP FOOLING AROUND AND GET YOUR A-"
Three rings of a low glocke interrupted Kacey.
"Check the manual for 3 rings!" Megan yelled. Hoagie grabbed the manual.
"1= Lunch Bell....

''hey, wheres my weapon?'' Numbuh 3 asked grouping around the floor in vain.
''And for that matter, where is numbuh 5?'' Megan asked
After a quick search, numbuh 3 found her knocked out beneath a broken window. She immediately alerted the others. Kneeling down Weiter to her, Kacey shook her awake. With a start, Abby bolted upward.
''SHES BACK!'' Numbuh 5 shouted
''Who is?'' Asked numbuh 8.
''Mushi! Dat crazy little girl is back to reap revenge!'' Numbuh 5 hurriedly explained.
''Oh boy.'' Numbuh 2 whispered.
Numbuh 4 picked up a piece of paper off the floor.
''Whats that?'' asked Numbuh 2.
''A letter.''...