Lois: I’m impressed, Smallville. Of all the seniors skipping the last Tag of school, I didn’t expect to see you. Clark: I’m on lunch break. Lois: Right, right. Because why would Du do anything like any other normal teenager in America?
Lois: How cliche, an abandoned warehouse. Clark: Du know maybe there’s another way in around the corner. Why don’t Du go check? I’ll see if I can find a key for this lock. Lois: [Doubtful] Keys? Well, I highly doubt they’re under the welcome mat, but, uh, Du knock yourself out.