Cool Signs

Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a datum night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God sagte that Du were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) Du must be a fisher of men, 'coz Du just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) Du float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the...

The unexpected violent storm was frightening enough as it tossed the fragile boot with the twelve gasping disciples. Then the apparition of a man walking on the water as on solid ground just made things worse. It could only be a spirit-death itself, perhaps, coming to get them...

The reassuring words of Jesus, "It is I, do not be afraid" needed to be verified. Peter thought he could put the Lord to the test. He did not realize that now he was the one being tested. His faith was being tested. And it was soon obvious that he was failing the test. He daring request, "Tell me to come to Du across...