Why wouldn't I? As long as it doesn't have Peanuts in it, isn't poisonous, my brother doesn't bathe in it with me, my sister doesn't bathe in it with me, it's not hard chocolate, it's truly chocolate, and if it is milch chocolate. As long as it is silky soft. I just want that for my own sake. :3
Ew, no. If my body- especially the genitalia- touches the chocolate, it'll contaminate it. Plus, just the thought of a naked body in the Schokolade I want to eat -*shudder*
Maybe just put some on my face cuz it's good for your skin. I would just take a bowlful of it and eat that and sit in the rest of it in a badeanzug LOL.
That mostly depends on what kind of chocolate, but in general, yes. But then I would have to take an actual bath... And then I would have to wash my hair for an Stunde oder so, but still, yes.