Phoebe Halliwell: We're the protectors of the innocent, we're known as the Charmed – Zauberhafte Hexen Ones.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never touched Roger.
Prue Halliwell: Whoa!
Phoebe Halliwell: I know Du think otherwise, because that's what that Armani- wearing, Chardonnay-slugging trust-funder told you. But...
Piper Halliwell: It doesn't matter because nothing happened... Right, Phoebe?... when Du did the incantation?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, my head spun around, and I vomited teilt, split erbse soup. How should I know?
Phoebe Halliwell: Hear now the words of the witches, the secrets we hid in the night. The oldest of gods are invoked here. Great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient power. Bring your powers to we sisters three. We want the power. Give us the power.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right?
Prue Halliwell: Yeah, money, antiques, a strong disposition. That's what normal people inherit.
[in the pharmacy, Phoebe is trying to prove that Prue's power is tied to her emotions]
Phoebe Halliwell: Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
[everything along the aisle flies off the shelves]
[Piper and Phoebe play with their old spirit board]
Phoebe Halliwell: I forgot your question.
Piper Halliwell: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe Halliwell: That's disgusting.
[under her breath, as Piper heads towards the kitchen]
Phoebe Halliwell: Please say "yes."
Phoebe Halliwell: Earthquakes give me the jeebies.
Prue Halliwell: Would that be the Phoebe Jeebies?
Phoebe Halliwell: There's a reason my résumé is only three sentences long, Piper.
Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'!
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue, Du get your astral arsch back here!
Phoebe Halliwell: Ahh, Paige! What difference does it make? I am invisible. My wedding is supposed to start in less than one Stunde and everyone I've ever known will be there, and I'm never gonna be able to face them again. Ugh!
Phoebe Halliwell: Du don't need my help, Leo. Du need a miracle.
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do Du think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one oder number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, Du can come in but Du have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, Du know what? Du are being a big, big, big, extra, extra, extra, double big jerk right now.
Phoebe Halliwell: So much has happened over the last 8 years. So much has been gained and lost. Still, in some ways I feel like my life is really just beginning...
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? Du have no idea what I've gegeben up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've gegeben up, Cole? I've gegeben up my family, my heritage, my life!
Inspector Andy Trudeau: I just told Du I saw your sister dead and you're relieved?
Phoebe Halliwell: Well Andy, it's no secret that we fought at times.
Phoebe Halliwell: It could be the upstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue oder the downstairs-bathroom-hogging Prue oder the sitting-in-the-kitchen-drinking-all-the-coffee Prue.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
Phoebe: Du don't follow football?
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: Du okay?
Piper: Du were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Did you?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Was he?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Phoebe Halliwell: [to Piper after catching her making out with a guy on the couch] Last I heard Du were meeting a banker friend about the loan...
Prue: Von the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 minutes.
Phoebe Halliwell: Hello? This is Phoebe Halliwell. Hi, doctor, did the test results come in? I'm... what?
Doctor: I double-checked the results myself. You're pregnant, Miss Halliwell. Congratulations. Miss Halliwell? Miss Halliwell? Hello?
[after saving Mr Correy's life]
Phoebe Halliwell: That'll be 20 dollars. Tip not included.
Piper: Last Jahr Du had a premonition that Du would have a daughter which means that this Jahr Du have to have a little sex and get pregnant. And since Dex, which coincidentally rhymes with sex, could be the father!
Phoebe: I'm pregnant.
Phoebe: No some guy I met at a gas station... yes, of course, Dex.
Phoebe Halliwell: Cabaret Fantome, deadly fire. Maybe Darryl's friend isn't so crazy after all. The Count's club was the biggest, most corrupt in the city. Right until it burned down, killing everyone inside.
Piper: Did she just call for Leo?
Phoebe: Ugh! I thought he was our whitelighter.
Phoebe Halliwell: Magical boys will be magical boys.
Phoebe Halliwell: [Enters room] Yo ho, Hello!
Piper Halliwell: Did Du just call me a ho?
Phoebe Halliwell: Du have every right to be very upset with me. I know I've been a very, very bad girl. Please let me make it up to you.
Phoebe: Oh, are we back to blaming Du again?
Phoebe: Just checking.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Phoebe Halliwell: You're pregnant!
Piper Halliwell: Who's pregnant?
Phoebe Halliwell: *You're* pregnant!
Piper Halliwell: I'm pregnant?
Phoebe Halliwell: Look at them. They'll all live to dance another day, and what do we get? We saved the whole darn world. The least thing we could get is a thank you, Du know.
Piper: I don't understand, how could we let her do this to us?
Prue: Because we trusted her.
Phoebe: Yeah, well she just got crossed off of my Weihnachten list.
Phoebe Halliwell: Great! I'll meet Du downstairs. I'm going to go slip into something a little bit Mehr sexy.
Piper Halliwell: Sexy? Phoebe, we're killing a demon, not going to the club.
Phoebe Halliwell: Did I say sexy? I meant... comfortable.
Phoebe: I'm not saying that you're wrong, I'm just saying that I hope you're wrong.
Phoebe Halliwell: It's okay. We've been through worse. We'll get through this. We'll figure it out. And if Du get back to the future and we're in jail, Du just have to bust us out. Du just go back to that beautiful, peaceful world that Du helped create. I'm really gonna miss you.
Phoebe Halliwell: [walking down stairs with Paige to see Leo an Piper kissing] Oh! All right, stop it! Du just stop it right now! Stop it, Stop it, Stop it! Du go over there Du over here
[Piper starts slapping her]
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh! Keep your hands to your self!
Paige Matthews: Wait a second, so you're saying Wyatt conjured a dragon?
Piper Halliwell: Yep, right out of the TV.
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, Du must be so proud.
Phoebe Halliwell: Du would never cast a smart spell. 24 hours, from 7 to 7, I will understand all meaning from here to heaven. Spirits, send the words from all across the land. Allow me to absorb them through the touch of either hand. For 24 hours, from 7 to 7, I will understand all meaning of the words, from here to heaven Oh, and P.S. there will be no personal gain.
So those we're some Zitate Von Phoebe!
If Du would like to see Mehr - check out her IMDb page with quotes: www.imdb.com/character/ch0015836/quotes