rosa UNICORN: We're here. CHARLIE THE UNICORN: Well, what do Du know? There actually is a Süßigkeiten Mountain. BLUE UNICORN: {Dancing and singing} Süßigkeiten Mountain, Süßigkeiten Mountain, Du fill me with sweet sugary goodness. rosa UNICORN: Go inside the Süßigkeiten Mountain cave, Charlie. BLUE UNICORN: Yeah, Charlie, go inside the cave. Magical wonders that will behold when Du enter. CHARLIE THE UNICORN: Yeah, uh, thanks, but no thanks. I'm gonna stay out here. rosa UNICORN: But Du have to enter the Süßigkeiten Mountain Süßigkeiten cave, Charlie. {Five letters (C, A, N, D, and Y) appear from Süßigkeiten Mountain and sing and dance.} Y: Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, Then just head right on up to the Süßigkeiten Mountain cave. When Du get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joyful and perky merry land. They got lollipops and gummy drops and Süßigkeiten things, And so many things that will brighten up your day. It's impossible to wear a frown in Süßigkeiten Town, It's the mecca of Liebe in the Süßigkeiten cave. They got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats, Süßigkeiten rats, Schokolade bats, it's a wonderland of sweets. Ride the Süßigkeiten train to town and hear the Süßigkeiten band, Süßigkeiten bells, it's a treat as they march across the land. kirsche ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing Süßigkeiten tree. In the Süßigkeiten cave imagination runs so free, So, Charlie, please will Du go into the cave? {The five letters collide and burst into flames} CHARLIE THE UNICORN: All right, fine, I'll go into the freaking Süßigkeiten cave. This had better be good. {enters Süßigkeiten Mountain} BLUE AND rosa UNICORNS: {voices only} Yeah.... BLUE UNICORN: Goodbye, Charlie. rosa UNICORN: Yeah, goodbye, Charlie. CHARLIE THE UNICORN: Goodbye, what? {The cave is flooded with darkness} CHARLIE THE UNICORN: Hey, what's going on here? Hello? Who is that? {Muffled sounds are heard to indicate that Charlie is being knocked out} {Cuts to seen of a meadow where Charlie lies on the ground with an incision on his side} CHARLIE THE UNICORN: Oh, God, what happened? {n
