#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. oder just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn Du THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the Sekunde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged Von a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.
#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. oder just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.
#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn Du THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.
#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..
#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the Sekunde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged Von a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, oder erpel, drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his Videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, oder erpel, drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his Videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The hai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most beliebt mistake that people make. Bewegen slowly toward the ufer oder a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms oder kick oder splash while Du swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hai and the open ocean, Bewegen away, oder else the hai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hai DOSE attack, Du still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sagte than done. But. Du need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The hai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most beliebt mistake that people make. Bewegen slowly toward the ufer oder a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms oder kick oder splash while Du swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the hai and the open ocean, Bewegen away, oder else the hai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the hai DOSE attack, Du still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sagte than done. But. Du need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
