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posted by Canada24
Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.

A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..

It stars morgan Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film. We never know what town this is, so it could be "anywhere".

Anyway, their first case involves finding a hugely overweight man dead n his kitchen, later revealed to have been literary fed to death.

This becomes the first in a deadly chain of murders Freeman believes to be based on the "seven deadly sins". Which based on the title, is correct.

While Chris Pratt and the other cops believe it to be just another nut. morgan is the only to believe this to be the work of a "evil genius".

As I said, this is one of the best films I've seen in a long time. It challenges your idea of "juctice" with the scene of a drug dealing pedophile found half dead and tortured for who knows how long. And a memorable ending, despite the many many "what's in the box" jokes.

It's like the first saw before Saw became "torture porn". It's such a interesting idea. And it's not actually scary. Disturbing, but not scary.. Unless your faint of heart, than the horrific crime scenes will be too much for you.

I honestly can't give this film justice with a grade,, Bu 10/10 anyway.. Get it on blue ray..

I asked if Windwaker had anything to say on it, but he didn't.. So that's all..
#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like Du wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pasta, nudeln ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I Liebe Du Todd..


Anyway.. The Zeigen is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, Weiter week Mitmachen me for the conclusion of season 1..
posted by Canada24
While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest Filme I know.

Saw 2 is Mehr what people THINK of when Du talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, Von laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought Du were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were Du so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that Du were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That Du meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But Du never...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion oder something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the Zeigen becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
oder even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I sagte before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it Von the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally sagte softly.

"Do Du know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When Du reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the Zufällig encounters. Du stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but Du don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...
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#1: KORN:
When Du think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make Du think of Blumen and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I Liebe them (obviously). But these songs are Singen about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: rosa FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the boot stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took Du so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. Du know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR Du SING!

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Roman: Do Du think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and Du won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come Du with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think Du are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what Du fear.
Are Du lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who Du are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what Du really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the oben, nach oben war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would Du feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on Fernsehen that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
posted by Canada24
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..

It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.

As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most Favorit character.

And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit oder whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.

But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the Zeigen till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.

I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless Du count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
posted by Canada24
Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching it!

Wow.. 37 episodes... That's a lot of friggin reviews. But we're get though it together :)

Anyway.. Here's the review of the pilot episode..

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Well, what can I say..

A lot sure happens in the first episode. Certainly better than I was expecting. Light is an interesting character.
He's not over the top.
Nobody was really very over the top.

I think I'm gonna like this show.
It's certainly up to a unique start..

A vey "different" Zeigen then one I'd normally watch.
But hey.. So is MLP.

I want a death note.

There's one main name I would put down.
It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops Wird angezeigt MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online Friends I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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#1: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Nnon-caring personality and will often Zeigen absolutely no emotion oder interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted Von Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond. When Brian was leaving in "Quagmire's Dad", she doesn't even look away from the Fernsehen to state...
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#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We Liebe him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but sagte nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online Schreiben

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta Fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I Liebe Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Friends these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging Du over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, oder grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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posted by Canada24
Liebe is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, feuer me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light...
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