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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 22
The Dynamic Duo
May 3, 1953
Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.
Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't do anything, watch me.
Gordon: What are Du two doing?
Hawkeye: Waiting for our assignment.
Coffee Creme: *Brings assignment* Here Du go.
Hawkeye: *Looks at list* Seriously? I have to work with Gordon? I'd rather work with Stylo, he's nice unlike you.
Gordon: You're both a disgrace to this railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, look who's talking.
Coffee Creme: Get to work, both of you.
Hawkeye: Sure thing mother. *walks away*
Stylo: I'm right behind you. *Follows Hawkeye*
Coffee Creme: Where are Du going?
Stylo: To work.
Coffee Creme: Du didn't get any assignments yet.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Coffee Creme* Why are Du giving us orders? That's Pete's job.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Gordon: These two are disobeying rules.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme is trying to order us around.
Pete: That's my job, and how did these two disobey orders?
Gordon: Hawkeye doesn't want to work with me.
Pete: Who would? Pierce, you're working with Stylo instead.
Gordon: What about me?!
Pete: Go to the train yard.
Gordon: *Walks away* Go to the train yard, go to the train yard! That's all I get to do! Why can't Orion push freight cars in the hump anymore? Why do I have to do his work?
Later, Pierce, and Stylo got to their train.
Hawkeye: *Counting freight cars* Three diesels, pulling forty freight cars.
Stylo: Let's get to it. *Climbs in locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Follows Stylo* Alright, Du just have to drive slowly, and I'll grab the orders on that pole Von the track.
Stylo: Sounds good. *Drives slowly*
Hawkeye: *Waiting to grab orders*
Stylo: *About to pass pole*
Hawkeye: *grabs orders* I got it. It says that we're going to San Diego, and that we have to arrive Von 5 PM.
Stylo: Right now it's 10 AM. We got this.
Hawkeye: I know we do. Put this thing in full throttle, and let's relax.
Stylo: One of us has to watch for any red signals, oder anything important.
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll do that, Du just relax.
Another train passes Hawkeye's train, going the opposite direction.
Stylo: What's that?
Hawkeye: A war train. They're taking veterans back Home from Korea.
Stylo: Oh.
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.
Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back Home from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are Du Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank Du for getting me, and my squad back Home safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. Du wouldn't mind if I spent the night here, would you? I can do work for Du in the trainyards.
Pete: I don't see a problem with that.
Captain Wilson: Thank you. Oh, and one Mehr thing. *grabs revolver* I want this kept in a safe, sicher spot.
Pete: *Examines revolver* That's a fohlen, colt Peacemaker.
Captain Wilson: Yes sir, and I'm proud of it.
Pete: Alright. I can find a safe, sicher spot for your gun.
Captain Wilson: Thank you.
Corporal O' Reilly: Sir. Du coming with us?
Captain Wilson: I can't, Du continue without me.
Corporal O' Reilly: Whatever Du say sir. *Walks away*
Pete: I'll Zeigen Du where the yards are.
At the trainyards, Gordon was very annoyed with having to push the long line of freight cars at a very slow speed.
Red Rose: Don't go too fast. Remember what happened last time?
Gordon: Yeah. Du got fired.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples freight car*
Pete: *Arrives with Captain Wilson* Gordon!
Gordon: *stops* What?
Red Rose: Don't stop, keep moving!
Gordon: Pete has to talk to me about something.
Red Rose: Oh *blushes* Sorry.
Pete: Gordon, this is Captain Wilson. He'll be helping out for the rest of the day, and will be leaving tomorrow.
Gordon: Why? Is he too terrible to work?
Captain Wilson: I'm too poor to afford a hotel, so I'm working here to get Mehr money.
Gordon: Why don't Du work here as a full time job?
Captain Wilson: Thanks, but no thanks. Railroading just isn't my thing.
Back to Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: So what do Du think of this railroad?
Stylo: As I told your boss, I think it's superb. I'm really glad to be here.
Hawkeye: That's good. *sees spinat fields Von track* I hate how the farmer here is always growing his crops so close to the line.
Stylo: Yeah. That's spinach, right?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Popeye* I'm strong to the spinace, cuz I eat my spinach. I'm popeye the sailor man!
Stylo: Ha, Ha!
Hawkeye: *Sees red signal* Hold up, what's happening?
UP worker: Message from Cheyenne. Pete wants Du two to take a passenger train to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: What about this freight train?
UP Worker: I'll take it from here.
Stylo: May we ask why this is happening?
UP Worker: Pete sagte he would tell Du once Du arrived.
Hawkeye: Whatever it is sounds important. *Exits freight train*
Stylo: *Follows*
While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.
Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*
At the train station
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done Du two. I called Du back here, because I want to Zeigen Du a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are Du going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete: He probably wants to check on his assignments.
Gordon: *Checks to make sure no one is around* Where's that revolver Percy told me about? *Looks around*
Coffee Creme: *Walking on platform*
Gordon: *Finds revolver* Ah, there it is. *Takes revolver*
Coffee Creme: Gordon. What are Du doing?
Gordon: Just making sure my revolver is okay.
Coffee Creme: Du never told me Du had a good taste in weaponry.
Gordon: It's in my family's blood.
Coffee Creme: *Knodding head* I like stallions with cool revolvers.
Gordon: (Score!) Really?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. How about we go on a date, tomorrow night?
Gordon: Okay, I'd like that. But I gotta make sure nopony sees me with this, otherwise I'll lose my job. *shrinks gun with magic*
Coffee Creme: I also had no idea that Du knew spells for shrinking objects.
Gordon: That's not in my family's blood. I'm the only pony in my family that knows how to do that.
Gordon returned to the train yards, and continued with his work. Ten Minuten later, Captain Wilson went to the station. He had to use the bathroom.
Captain Wilson: Where did Pete say the Stallion's room was? *Goes past glass case* Wait! My gun was in there! Where is it?!
Percy: *arrives* Where's what?
Captain Wilson: My gun! It's missing, and I have to find- Wait a minute. Du have my gun.
Percy: No I don't.
Captain Wilson: Don't play dumb with me. Where is it?
Percy: I told Du I don't have it.
Captain Wilson: Fine. If anypony doesn't Zeigen up with my gun, you're to blame! *Turns around* Oh, there's the bathroom *goes in bathroom*
Two hours later
Pete: *On speaker* Attention, anypony that has taken Captain Wilson's Peacemaker must return it immediately. If Du do, there will be no punishment, but if Du have it, and don't return it, you'll be in big trouble.
Percy: *Gulps*
That night, at 6 o clock.
Pete: *Makes bett for Captain Wilson*
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* Did anypony bring my gun back to me?
Pete: Nope, not yet. Du can stay until Du get it back.
Captain Wilson: Thank Du sir. *gets in bed*
Gordon: *goes to glass case* I must return this *Tries to open case*
Gordon was far away from Captain Wilson, but Percy passed by.
Percy: *Drunk, and holding a teddy bear* Captain Wilson?
Captain Wilson: What do Du want Percy?
Percy: I'm ready to die, but I just want Du to know, you're complaining over nothing, and Du oughta go fuck yourself.
Captain Wilson: You're drunk.
Percy: Du better believe it *Holding bär like gun*
Soon, a gunshot was heard
Percy: *Looks at teddy bear* MY bär WENT OFF!!
Captain Wilson: That came from the other room!
Gordon: *Runs to trainyard* Coffee Creme!
Coffee Creme: What is it?
Gordon: I got shot, in the hoof Von Captain Wilson.
Coffee Creme: *looking at injury* Aw, that's nothing Gordon. This injury isn't bad at all.
Gordon: *Looks at injury* Oh. You're right. It only took off a small section of skin, but it hurts!
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* So Du stahl, stola my gun, huh?
Gordon: *Crying* Yes.
Captain Wilson: Than I owe Percy an apology. *Walks away*
In the end, Gordon got suspended from work for 45 days.
Captain Wilson decided to work for the Union Pacific, and now lives at the hotel across the straße from the train station in Cheyenne.
Percy accepted Captain Wilson's apology, and often helps him in the train yards.
The End
On The Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme plans to get rid of Metal Gloss
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 22
The Dynamic Duo
May 3, 1953
Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.
Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't do anything, watch me.
Gordon: What are Du two doing?
Hawkeye: Waiting for our assignment.
Coffee Creme: *Brings assignment* Here Du go.
Hawkeye: *Looks at list* Seriously? I have to work with Gordon? I'd rather work with Stylo, he's nice unlike you.
Gordon: You're both a disgrace to this railroad.
Hawkeye: Ha, look who's talking.
Coffee Creme: Get to work, both of you.
Hawkeye: Sure thing mother. *walks away*
Stylo: I'm right behind you. *Follows Hawkeye*
Coffee Creme: Where are Du going?
Stylo: To work.
Coffee Creme: Du didn't get any assignments yet.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Coffee Creme* Why are Du giving us orders? That's Pete's job.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Gordon: These two are disobeying rules.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme is trying to order us around.
Pete: That's my job, and how did these two disobey orders?
Gordon: Hawkeye doesn't want to work with me.
Pete: Who would? Pierce, you're working with Stylo instead.
Gordon: What about me?!
Pete: Go to the train yard.
Gordon: *Walks away* Go to the train yard, go to the train yard! That's all I get to do! Why can't Orion push freight cars in the hump anymore? Why do I have to do his work?
Later, Pierce, and Stylo got to their train.
Hawkeye: *Counting freight cars* Three diesels, pulling forty freight cars.
Stylo: Let's get to it. *Climbs in locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Follows Stylo* Alright, Du just have to drive slowly, and I'll grab the orders on that pole Von the track.
Stylo: Sounds good. *Drives slowly*
Hawkeye: *Waiting to grab orders*
Stylo: *About to pass pole*
Hawkeye: *grabs orders* I got it. It says that we're going to San Diego, and that we have to arrive Von 5 PM.
Stylo: Right now it's 10 AM. We got this.
Hawkeye: I know we do. Put this thing in full throttle, and let's relax.
Stylo: One of us has to watch for any red signals, oder anything important.
Hawkeye: Alright, I'll do that, Du just relax.
Another train passes Hawkeye's train, going the opposite direction.
Stylo: What's that?
Hawkeye: A war train. They're taking veterans back Home from Korea.
Stylo: Oh.
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.
Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back Home from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are Du Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank Du for getting me, and my squad back Home safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. Du wouldn't mind if I spent the night here, would you? I can do work for Du in the trainyards.
Pete: I don't see a problem with that.
Captain Wilson: Thank you. Oh, and one Mehr thing. *grabs revolver* I want this kept in a safe, sicher spot.
Pete: *Examines revolver* That's a fohlen, colt Peacemaker.
Captain Wilson: Yes sir, and I'm proud of it.
Pete: Alright. I can find a safe, sicher spot for your gun.
Captain Wilson: Thank you.
Corporal O' Reilly: Sir. Du coming with us?
Captain Wilson: I can't, Du continue without me.
Corporal O' Reilly: Whatever Du say sir. *Walks away*
Pete: I'll Zeigen Du where the yards are.
At the trainyards, Gordon was very annoyed with having to push the long line of freight cars at a very slow speed.
Red Rose: Don't go too fast. Remember what happened last time?
Gordon: Yeah. Du got fired.
Bartholomew: *Uncouples freight car*
Pete: *Arrives with Captain Wilson* Gordon!
Gordon: *stops* What?
Red Rose: Don't stop, keep moving!
Gordon: Pete has to talk to me about something.
Red Rose: Oh *blushes* Sorry.
Pete: Gordon, this is Captain Wilson. He'll be helping out for the rest of the day, and will be leaving tomorrow.
Gordon: Why? Is he too terrible to work?
Captain Wilson: I'm too poor to afford a hotel, so I'm working here to get Mehr money.
Gordon: Why don't Du work here as a full time job?
Captain Wilson: Thanks, but no thanks. Railroading just isn't my thing.
Back to Hawkeye, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: So what do Du think of this railroad?
Stylo: As I told your boss, I think it's superb. I'm really glad to be here.
Hawkeye: That's good. *sees spinat fields Von track* I hate how the farmer here is always growing his crops so close to the line.
Stylo: Yeah. That's spinach, right?
Hawkeye: *Sounding like Popeye* I'm strong to the spinace, cuz I eat my spinach. I'm popeye the sailor man!
Stylo: Ha, Ha!
Hawkeye: *Sees red signal* Hold up, what's happening?
UP worker: Message from Cheyenne. Pete wants Du two to take a passenger train to Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: What about this freight train?
UP Worker: I'll take it from here.
Stylo: May we ask why this is happening?
UP Worker: Pete sagte he would tell Du once Du arrived.
Hawkeye: Whatever it is sounds important. *Exits freight train*
Stylo: *Follows*
While Captain Wilson was busy working in the yards, Percy came to see him.
Percy: Who is he?
Gordon: A visitor.
Percy: Why is he here?
Gordon: Don't ask me. *walks away*
At the train station
Hawkeye: *stops train*
Stylo: *Gets out*
Hawkeye: *gets out*
Pete: Well done Du two. I called Du back here, because I want to Zeigen Du a visitor.
Hawkeye: Okay *Looks around* I don't see anypony of important significance.
Pete: That's because he's in the yards.
Hawkeye: Oh. *walks to train yard*
Pete & Stylo: *Follow Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* Where are Du going?
Gordon: To the station. *walks away*
Pete: He probably wants to check on his assignments.
Gordon: *Checks to make sure no one is around* Where's that revolver Percy told me about? *Looks around*
Coffee Creme: *Walking on platform*
Gordon: *Finds revolver* Ah, there it is. *Takes revolver*
Coffee Creme: Gordon. What are Du doing?
Gordon: Just making sure my revolver is okay.
Coffee Creme: Du never told me Du had a good taste in weaponry.
Gordon: It's in my family's blood.
Coffee Creme: *Knodding head* I like stallions with cool revolvers.
Gordon: (Score!) Really?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. How about we go on a date, tomorrow night?
Gordon: Okay, I'd like that. But I gotta make sure nopony sees me with this, otherwise I'll lose my job. *shrinks gun with magic*
Coffee Creme: I also had no idea that Du knew spells for shrinking objects.
Gordon: That's not in my family's blood. I'm the only pony in my family that knows how to do that.
Gordon returned to the train yards, and continued with his work. Ten Minuten later, Captain Wilson went to the station. He had to use the bathroom.
Captain Wilson: Where did Pete say the Stallion's room was? *Goes past glass case* Wait! My gun was in there! Where is it?!
Percy: *arrives* Where's what?
Captain Wilson: My gun! It's missing, and I have to find- Wait a minute. Du have my gun.
Percy: No I don't.
Captain Wilson: Don't play dumb with me. Where is it?
Percy: I told Du I don't have it.
Captain Wilson: Fine. If anypony doesn't Zeigen up with my gun, you're to blame! *Turns around* Oh, there's the bathroom *goes in bathroom*
Two hours later
Pete: *On speaker* Attention, anypony that has taken Captain Wilson's Peacemaker must return it immediately. If Du do, there will be no punishment, but if Du have it, and don't return it, you'll be in big trouble.
Percy: *Gulps*
That night, at 6 o clock.
Pete: *Makes bett for Captain Wilson*
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* Did anypony bring my gun back to me?
Pete: Nope, not yet. Du can stay until Du get it back.
Captain Wilson: Thank Du sir. *gets in bed*
Gordon: *goes to glass case* I must return this *Tries to open case*
Gordon was far away from Captain Wilson, but Percy passed by.
Percy: *Drunk, and holding a teddy bear* Captain Wilson?
Captain Wilson: What do Du want Percy?
Percy: I'm ready to die, but I just want Du to know, you're complaining over nothing, and Du oughta go fuck yourself.
Captain Wilson: You're drunk.
Percy: Du better believe it *Holding bär like gun*
Soon, a gunshot was heard
Percy: *Looks at teddy bear* MY bär WENT OFF!!
Captain Wilson: That came from the other room!
Gordon: *Runs to trainyard* Coffee Creme!
Coffee Creme: What is it?
Gordon: I got shot, in the hoof Von Captain Wilson.
Coffee Creme: *looking at injury* Aw, that's nothing Gordon. This injury isn't bad at all.
Gordon: *Looks at injury* Oh. You're right. It only took off a small section of skin, but it hurts!
Captain Wilson: *Arrives* So Du stahl, stola my gun, huh?
Gordon: *Crying* Yes.
Captain Wilson: Than I owe Percy an apology. *Walks away*
In the end, Gordon got suspended from work for 45 days.
Captain Wilson decided to work for the Union Pacific, and now lives at the hotel across the straße from the train station in Cheyenne.
Percy accepted Captain Wilson's apology, and often helps him in the train yards.
The End
On The Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme plans to get rid of Metal Gloss
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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