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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Season 3 Premiere of
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 21
The Return Of Red Rose
April 30, 1953
It was a nice Tag in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: Von Schauspielen like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! Du have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, Du get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only pony that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. Du know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: Du read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes Mehr damage.
But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.
Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* Du sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are Du fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. Du never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does Schauspielen like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help Du look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. Du have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!
Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up Mehr along the way.
Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.
Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping Du would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else Du want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank Du for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.
Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.
Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another pony to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*
At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.
Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*
Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.
Coffee Creme: Great work Du fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. Du had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.
The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was Mehr dirty than hurt.
Back at Cheyenne
Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see Du again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a pony Du haven't met named Stylo. Du have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused Von Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for Du at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*
At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.
Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* Hey Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't Du know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. Du never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Du can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. Du really should apologize to Stylo after what Du sagte to him.
Gordon: How do Du know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*
After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.
Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how Du let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that Du got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, Du must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: Du got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*
As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.
Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. Du are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless Du want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry Du had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Korean war veterans want to ride the U.P
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Season 3 Premiere of
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 21
The Return Of Red Rose
April 30, 1953
It was a nice Tag in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: Von Schauspielen like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! Du have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, Du get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only pony that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. Du know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: Du read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes Mehr damage.
But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.
Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* Du sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are Du fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. Du never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does Schauspielen like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help Du look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. Du have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!
Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up Mehr along the way.
Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.
Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping Du would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else Du want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank Du for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.
Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.
Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another pony to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*
At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.
Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*
Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.
Coffee Creme: Great work Du fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. Du had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.
The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was Mehr dirty than hurt.
Back at Cheyenne
Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see Du again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a pony Du haven't met named Stylo. Du have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused Von Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for Du at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*
At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.
Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* Hey Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't Du know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. Du never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Du can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. Du really should apologize to Stylo after what Du sagte to him.
Gordon: How do Du know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*
After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.
Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how Du let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that Du got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, Du must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: Du got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*
As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.
Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. Du are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless Du want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry Du had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
Korean war veterans want to ride the U.P
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn star, sterne who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if Du can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn star, sterne who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if Du can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
Anyone have that game where Du Liebe it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. Du can't go on Zufällig straße rampages.
But I actually Liebe this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
Du get less tired of them, cause Du never know when the Weiter one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the Zeigen LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person Von protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. Du can't go on Zufällig straße rampages.
But I actually Liebe this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
Du get less tired of them, cause Du never know when the Weiter one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the Zeigen LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person Von protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..