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I thought I'd Zeigen Mehr on AlexMane's character, Von retelling his version of all this.

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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) Du DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?

Alex: Look, I been bus-

Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.

Alexmane: And a drunk!

Luna: Wha-

AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".

Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.

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LATER:

AlexMane: (having been fired Von Luna, for having spent 12 months not Schreiben a single sentence despite that he was gegeben every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).

Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?

AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.

Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).

AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?

Trixie: We're already at a bar.

AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.

Trixie: Hey, I heard Du been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She sagte something about Du never wanting to have a baby.

AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?

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FLASHBACK:

Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby Du ever saw?

AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).

Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!

AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.

END FLASHBACK:

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Trixie: Riight, Du mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.

AlexMane: Du have a boyfriend?.. Du I CAN'T see Du vig-

Trixie: Don't make me slap you.

AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.

Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.

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THE FOLLOWING DAY:

Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.

Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's Du again.

Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.

Alexmane: Prove it.

Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.

Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.

Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.

Alexmane: Whatever, what do Du guys want?

Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.

Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.

Saten: I'll explain later.

Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.

Saten: It's Dinky Du need to worry about, not me.

Alexmane: Well.. Okay.

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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.

Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).

AlexMane: Yeah.. Du may wanna repaint.

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THE Weiter DAY:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how Du expected me to Liebe Du when Du so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill Du to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.

Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.

AlexMane: ... Do Du have your sister's number?

Lily: (eyes narrow).

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LATER:

AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.

Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.

AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?

Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.

Saten: What happened to your eyes?

AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied Von a gang.. I intervened.

Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.

AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.

Saten: Sure..

Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.

Saten: Du DO know Lily and I are Friends right?

AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!

Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.

AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?

Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.

AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!

Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.

AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do Du think I'm getting fat?

Lily: (voice) No way. Du are in the prime of your life, never looked better.

AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?

Lily: (voice) Du look like a pile of crap ate a Sekunde pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.

AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?

Lily: (voice) The third one.

AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!

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Dash was coming Home to the Griffin house when she finally met Brian in the kitchen, who was gone most of her time there.

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Lazlow: Pinkie gets out of the studio!

Pinkie: But when you're letting me on the show?

Lazlow; These people want likable personalities not my whiny adopted sister, now get out of the studio Du ginger bitch!

Pinkie; Whatever, just don't forget to take out the trash Du junkie puta. (door close)

Lazlow; Christ, women am I right?.. Anyway San Andreas is a wild place. Hey, here's...
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#3: VENGEFUL ONE

As I survey the chaos, taking in the lack of raw humanity.
It's as if the entire world's fallen in Liebe with their INSANITYY!!
Hear the innocent voices scream.
As their tormentors laugh through all of it.
No forgiveness for all I've seen.
A degradation I cannot forget.

So sleep soundly in your beds tonight.
For judgement falls upon Du AT FIRST LIGGGHT!

I'm the hand of God~!
I'm the dark messiah!
I'm the vengeful one~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)
In the blackest moments!
Of a dying world!
What have Du become~!
(Look inside and see what you're becoming)

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