I thought I'd Zeigen Mehr on AlexMane's character, Von retelling his version of all this.

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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) Du DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?

Alex: Look, I been bus-

Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.

Alexmane: And a drunk!

Luna: Wha-

AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".

Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.

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LATER:

AlexMane: (having been fired Von Luna, for having spent 12 months not Schreiben a single sentence despite that he was gegeben every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).

Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?

AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.

Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).

AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?

Trixie: We're already at a bar.

AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.

Trixie: Hey, I heard Du been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She sagte something about Du never wanting to have a baby.

AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?

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FLASHBACK:

Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby Du ever saw?

AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).

Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!

AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.

END FLASHBACK:

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Trixie: Riight, Du mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.

AlexMane: Du have a boyfriend?.. Du I CAN'T see Du vig-

Trixie: Don't make me slap you.

AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.

Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.

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THE FOLLOWING DAY:

Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.

Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's Du again.

Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.

Alexmane: Prove it.

Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.

Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.

Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.

Alexmane: Whatever, what do Du guys want?

Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.

Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.

Saten: I'll explain later.

Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.

Saten: It's Dinky Du need to worry about, not me.

Alexmane: Well.. Okay.

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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.

Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).

AlexMane: Yeah.. Du may wanna repaint.

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THE Weiter DAY:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how Du expected me to Liebe Du when Du so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill Du to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.

Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.

AlexMane: ... Do Du have your sister's number?

Lily: (eyes narrow).

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LATER:

AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.

Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.

AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?

Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.

Saten: What happened to your eyes?

AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied Von a gang.. I intervened.

Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.

AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.

Saten: Sure..

Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.

Saten: Du DO know Lily and I are Friends right?

AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!

Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.

AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?

Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.

AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!

Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.

AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do Du think I'm getting fat?

Lily: (voice) No way. Du are in the prime of your life, never looked better.

AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?

Lily: (voice) Du look like a pile of crap ate a Sekunde pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.

AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?

Lily: (voice) The third one.

AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!

END OF EPISODE 1: