#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Du want to run? Huh? Du want to run, Du want to disrespect me? Du want to fuck with me? I mean, Du come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Du want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Du thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Du up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE Du FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, Du CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell Du what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches kiste aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do Du have a fucking problem in your head? Do Du think I am bullshitting you, do Du think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed Du once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell Du the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: Du are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. Du see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE Du every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM oder ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! oder THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like Du know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) Von the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: Du enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking kreuz and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: Du boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really Liebe you, cause Du two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did Du say? What did Du say? DO Du WANT ME TO SLICE Du OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! Du FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... oder Du die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't Du laughing now like Du did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? Du see, thing is, up there, Du thought Du had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, Du thought Du had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) Du hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. Du didn't think I knew Du were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! Du showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here Du are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave Du that ink, hmm? I asked Du a question: who give Du that ink, hmm? Citra give Du that ink, my sister give Du that ink, huh? Du think that makes Du one of us? Du think that makes Du like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do Du have any idea how fucking rude that was?