#1:
"It's one if Du want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if Du drop a glass bier bottle.. Du pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... oder there's also the fact their screaming from across the room in roid rage... Normal guys aren't the hype to work out!"


#4:
Christian: What Du mean your pants are wet!?"
Jimmy: I just jizzed 30 Sekunden ago.
Christian: WHAT THE FUCK!!"


#5:
Jimmy: Du should lay off the acid Weiter time.
Christian: Du GAVE me the acid.
Jimmy: In my defence... I thought they were gummy bears.
Christians: They were black!
Jimmy: Sorry I don't judge Von colors, Christian!


#6:
Jimmy: Look... We only hooked up once.. Sense then Du showed up to my house four times, uninvited.. Du got my address from my school.. Witch Du broke into, to get it!
Crazy girl: I just like serprising you.
Jimmy:Yeah.. I was REAL surprised when I saw Du at my window at 3 in the morning.


#7:
"And Weiter time I see a guy.. Across the gym.. Taking a picture of himself.. Posting it to instant gram with the caption "#teamgetsore", I'm gonna go over there and break your fuckin phone in half!"


#8:
"You take your phone... and basically.. Try NOT to break it... Du dumb shits!"


#9:
"Is everything chill because it's cool! Isn everything cool because it's chill!? That's funny! Because I feel like things just got heated.. In an non temperature type of way"


#10:
Jimmy: That reminds me.. (long pause)
Christian: Remind Du of what?
Jimmy: Dude... I totally forgot.


#11:
"FUCK THOSE BLUE CUPS!!"


#12:
Jimmy: I recently saw 22 jump street.. Rooster was hilarious. (Rooster is Jimmy's character).
Christian: He was like the worst character.. He's like that stupid fuckin frat guy on youtube.
Jimmy: (he WAS the frat guy) Ohh, yeah.. I HATE that guy!"


#13:
"Good bye Barbara... Her names not Barbara... It was a guy actually"


#14:
"Yeah christian SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"


#15:
"She said.. Dude your an alcoholic.. I sagte no... No... I'm a frat!"


#16:
"You can go both fuck yourselves! Because were watching this!"


#17:
"Let's go do some drugs.. Oh it's the cops... Howdy officers"


#18:
"Sorry I've been away so long... I been depressed after Lesen Kommentare of my videos.. And saw a 20 Minute argument about about woman's rights"


#19:
"Hate is a strong word. I don't hate many people.. But I fuckin hate Kilian dude!"


#20:
"At mean time. I suggest Du subscribe Von clicking me on the face.. Click me on the face.. CLICK ME ON THE FACE!!"