"So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie Tiere feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going,'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'And Du know the monkey's just,'I mock Du with my monkey pants!"

"Did I mention I didn't take Latin?"

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in class -- Du know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen -- I think about Küssen you, and it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage"

"Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, oder even the score, oder something. And...that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm Küssen you, you're Küssen me. It's okay, I can wait."

"This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow Du wherever Du go. I like it."

"I'm going through some...changes"

"It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you"

"I mean, it's not every Tag Du find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome."

"But we know the world didn't end, 'cause... check it out."