"Everyone’s dumb and I am great. Why do I always forget that?" ~ BoJack

“Why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party he can bring along his dumb friend honeydew?! You don't get a plus one, cantaloupe!” ~ BoJack

"You're bright and you're funny and you're handsome and you're talented. But if you can't see that, then you're the biggest, dumbest piece of shit in the world." ~ Princess Caroline

"I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the hell up."
"Is it me?"
"It's always you." ~ BoJack and Todd

...and tons more. This show is brilliant