hitsugaya vs ichimaru

This is a Bleach/Soul Eater/Rayearth and Inuyasha crossover. This is based off of the question:
"What would happen if bleach Captains,Leutennats and espadas were teachers in a school.

here are the teachers:

Nnoitra Jiruga-History teacher
Kenpachi Zaraki- Guys Athletics teacher
Nelliel Tu Ordelshvark- Dance Teacher
Sosuke Aizen-ISS teacher
Yamamoto-Principle
Gin Ichimaru-Math Teacher
Toshirou Hitsuguya-Math Teacher
Mayuri Kurostuchi-Science teacher
Jushiro Ukitake-Language arts teacher
Shunsui Kyoraku- Health teacher
Coyote Starrk- Choir Teacher
Byakya Kuchiki-Theatre arts
Nemu Kurostuchi-Receptionist
Griimjow...

Ts: rangicku did Du take my hair jell again

rangicku: no i thank ichigo did

ts: danm him i told him allready he cant get his hair like me

toshiro travle to the human world in Suchen of his hair jell

ts: ICHIGO DID Du TAKE MY HAIR JELL AGAIN!!!!????

ichigo: (just woke up) hmmm ........(toshiro is wrigth in his face) wwwww-what the hell!!!!!???? TOSHIRO WHAT DO Du WANT!!!!!

ts: my hair jell what did Du do with it

ichigo: nothing and i didnt take your hair jell

ts: yes u did (takes out sword) and i will fight Du till Du give it back

ichigo: ......oh shit !!!! (takes out sword) fine but im telling...

Dammit, is that how Du greet your son who went out of his way to help a ghost on the way home?!


I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And Du came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!



[After the hollow of Orihime's brother threatens to kill her] Do Du know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you..."...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys here Du go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are Du here
shinji:because this Manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: Du fight in two Mehr chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if...

This story was when Ichigo ws trying to plan and save Rukia. And plus in this story Ichigo has a retainer. Thank Du I hope Du like the story!

Ichigo,Orihime,Chad,Uryu were thinking of a plan how to save Rukia.So Ichigo said,
Ichigo: So Orihime try to heal any one who is hurt okay?
Orihime:Okay Ichigo.
Ichigo:Alright Chad Du go use Du Elderectoe if I get a srcatch!
Chad: What?! Why a scratch? Can't it be like your blood gets out of your mouth oder something?
Ichigo: Well lets just stick with scratch.
Chad: Well okay then Ichigo. Goss.
Ichigo: Now Uryu use those two-million thingy okay?
Uryu: Really...

Everyone Du meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that Du wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.

You write to your mother in Karakura, Japan every week, even though she sends Du mail from Iowa asking why Du never write.

Every time Du see a straße sign, Du have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You put oranges on your head because Du heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your Weiter door neighbour for setting feuer to his...

Rank: Captain
Zanpakutou info:

Shi-Kai → Unknown

Ban-Kai → Kokujoutengenmyouou An armoured giant appears.

Biography:
Komamura Sajin first appears in the emergency Taicho meeting that questioned Ichimaru Gin’s apparent slip of duty in letting the ryoka go. Standing Weiter to Tousen Kaname and Aizen Sousuke his relatively bigger size was readily apparent, but beyond that little is known of him except that he wears a sort of helmet.

After Aizen’s death, we again see Komamura as he visits Aizen’s body in the 4th Squad Relief Station, accompanied Von Tousen, whom he appears to be rather close...

now im not trying to make fun of bleach but me and my sister were talking about it and she was making all these silly things about bleach, like a play so heres one of my funny storys

first luppie comes in and rangiku, hitsugaya, ikkaku, and yumichika are there and all the other espads come in too.

luppie: hello
rangiku:whoa, that person is a dude. but hes waering rosa
ikkaku:wow he is worst than yumichika
yumichika:hey i heard that
ikkaku:you were supposed to

then hitsugaya fights luppie while rangiku, ikkaku,and yumichika fight the other espadas. while hitsugaya is fighting luppie, luppie...