Blair

Starting at a abendessen party at the Waldorf Penthouse for future stepfather Cyrus Rose, former best friend Serena transporter, van der Woodsen, described as the most gorgeous girl in all of New York City, returns from her boarding school Hanover Academy in Hanover, New Hampshire. Blair, from the start, doesn't want to give up her spotlight as being the "most happening" girl in the room just yet. She and boyfriend Nate who have dated for about a Jahr are in the middle of a passionate scene when Serena shows up, and entertains all the guests with stories about her wild summer adventures and what it was like...

Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in bett together] Du were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like Du ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And Du were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt...

19. The Grandfather

Chuck: What are Du doing with this insect?
Blair: Having the time of my life. Thank Du very much

Chuck: Blair. This guy—
Blair: What? Dishonest? Bad news? He can't be any worse than you.
Chuck: I'm the one trying to help you!
Blair: Help me? Is that what Du were doing at your little gentleman's club while my life was going up in flames? I'd rather take Carter's help.

Blair: Do Du know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past 18 years. All the work, the planning.
Serena: Du mean the plotting?
Blair: Yes. I'm glad it blew up in my face. It was a wakeup call....