"you and me"

Episode 12: My Super ex-Boyfriend

GG: GOSSIP ALERT! N and S spotted downtown, going to confront the enemy in C's honour and B's defence? Lets hope this doesn't do Mehr harm than good...

Inside Serena's private car.
Serena and Nate are in the car.

N: So, There's a gang after Chuck?
S: (nods) MmmHmm
N: (speechless) And they threatened Blair?
S: MmmHmm
N: And their from Downtown
S: MmmHmm
N: So why are we going after them?
S: Because they can't do that to Blair...Or too Chuck, We'll just talk to them
N: Wha..? No...No...No! I'm not fighting gangsters
S: We're not fighting them Nate
N: Anyway why are we doing...

Episode 4: As Du liked it

GG: Buon Giorno, That's Good Morning to you. Rise and Shine Upper East Siders, We're in Rome and the fun's just beginning. With Lucas and Chuck on the same trip, in the same hotel, on the same floor and after the same girl...Somethings gotta give, and I'll be watching...

At Breakfast the Weiter morning.
The bottom of Chuck's nose is swallen after Lucas's punch.
Nate and Chuck are sitting at one table. Serena and Dan Mitmachen them.

S: (Sees his nose) God Chuck. What happened to you?
C: I had a breif enounter with Blair's boy toy
S: Lucas did that?
N: (Chewing breakfast) Du should...

Episode 1: Back to the Bass

GG: Yes. It's that time of Jahr again, When Gossip Girl goes crazy for gossip like she isn't always but yes it's Gossip Girl's birthday, but Du know the only thing I want is a juicy story on one of our elite...Anyone wanna make Gossip Girl's dreams come true ?

At School.
Serena and Blair are sitting in the courtyard eating lunch.

S: So What happened the other night at Victrola
B: Nothing (looks down)
S: B?
B: Nothing I swear
S: (looks at Blair waiting for an answer)
B: If I give Du Chuck Bass, A tone of booze and a Whore joint namly Victrola, draw your own conclusion S...

All the Chair Zitate from season 1. :) Because we Liebe them. Can Du pick just one? ;)



Episode 1.02 - The Wild Brunch

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?


Episode 1.03 - Poison Ivy

Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why Du called.
Blair: Du know me well.

Chuck: Admit it, even for me, this is good.
Blair: If Du weren't such a perv, i'm sure the CIA would hire Du in a second.
Chuck: Defending my country? There's a future I never imagined.
Blair: With good reason.

Chuck: It's a facility for the...

If there is one thing we know about the GG Writers, it’s that they get off on causing pain for Chuck. When they need a plot device in order to Bewegen vorwärts-, nach vorn a storyline, throwing Chuck under the bus is their go-to move. What’s that Du say? Chuck is happy? Let’s bring his mom back for the sole purpose of ruining his relationship with Blair. Oh? Du need to Requisiten Dan and Blair’s budding romance? Let’s put Chuck in a coma. Having observed and been thoroughly fascinated Von Chuck for over four and a half seasons, we are amazed Von all he has overcome despite the amount of shit that...

Episode 15: Down without love

GG: Frills and frocks, heels and headbands, It all comes out of the closet tonight. The social event of the year... All our U.E.S's will be there, and so will I, Gossip Girl's not missing this event, After all who knows what might happen?

- The Morning of the Charity Ball.

(At the Archibald Apartment)

Nate and Anne are in the apartment.
Nate is trying on his suit for the ball, when his cellphone rings.
Nate looks at the phone and sees it's Chuck.

A: Well aren't Du going to answer that?
N: It's Chuck
A: Well answer it then he is your best friend Nate
N: (breathes deeply)...

Episode 8: Just Missing

GG: Hey Upper East Siders, So things have been a little quiet here over the last few weeks, and Gossip Girl is not happy, What happened to scandal? I can't believe I'm saying this but it looks like Gossip Girl is...Bored!

In Class at Constance.
The teacher is giving a leacture.
Blair is sitting Von Serena and is looking bored and is not paying attention, because her mind is on other things. (Chuck)

T: (Teacher) And so If Du all open your text Bücher to page 19, Which will focus on our creative Schreiben techniques. So your work for this course will be to write a paper titled...

A/N:Follows right after the bar scene in 1x13. Chuck and Blair meet in an alley. "He witnessed his own personal hell right in those russet irises. He refused to let himself become a shell. He refused to let her ruin him. And she would; she would consume him." Part one of a two-shot, the Sekunde part will take place post 2x14.

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He shattered something else.

Hands wringing in front of him, head bent, he took a deep breath and shoved the barstool backwards violently, propelling off of it and heading for the door. He hit the cool glass with a brutal...