Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring Tag of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written Weiter to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her Favorit shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are Du doing on my article?...

1. How old will Du be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did Du spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do Du look vorwärts-, nach vorn to most in the Weiter six weeks?
Half term and mine and my Friends birthdays!

5. What's the last movie Du saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person Du called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message Du received?
Some hündin who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave Du a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

Funny Zitate and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so Du know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means Du stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if Du don't like them...
... well i have others.
I Liebe irony. Du know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about Du have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

I just have a few things to say.

I Liebe Du guys!

I Liebe the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of Du is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad Du are apart of my life! Du guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope Du all know that all of Du always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving Du to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! Du were...

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel schreibtisch looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she Frage even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted Von the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. Du a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the Weiter person behind her....

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the Disney version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in Liebe with marries another woman (whom he had been in Liebe with in the first place) - in the Disney version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a messer to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

NOTE: If Du are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are Du still Friends with me? and b. stop Lesen this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So Von now, I think Du all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own Artikel because aparently, I have nothing Mehr interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...

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The Obsessed Fan: As guessable Von the name, this Fans level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a Nutzername that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a Nutzername pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

So as Du all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my Home nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid Fragen I got and my reactions:

1. Were Du born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America oder something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did Du buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are Du from the 'hood'?...

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She sagte come on, come on, KISS my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She sagte come on, come on, KISS my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an Artikel about MCR's song. This is gonna be an Artikel about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how Du imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults Du at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it Von making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what Du want, cliche oder whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and Du can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) Jahr olds together, so what? Suck it....

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Japan for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful Anime that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when Du are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its arsch (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" oder "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if Du recognized the pig who's giving Du a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...

Okay, I have some freaky rules about Essen that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot Hunde at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot Hunde out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot Hunde from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the ramen above my head and eat the end of the ramen first....