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I am bored yet again xD

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Yahoo Antwort FAILS!

added by KateKicksAss

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Stupid Google

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so everyone probably knows that Google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching Von picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a Zufällig letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:

First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do Du mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there Tiger in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...

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Trolling Omegle

posted by IzzyOzera

The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There Du are! I've been looking for Du forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I Liebe you!
Stranger: is that good oder bad?
Stranger: well are Du a guy oder a girl?
You: Kurt, don't Du Liebe me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

Song

posted by simpleplan

Since I write songs I figered I should share one with Du guys if Du like it i may post others :P

Promise

Stand tall and try not to regret anything Du did wrong when the world is cracking under your feet just hold on well I promise Du somehow I will follow through I will do anything to save Du maybe we’re making a big mistake your falling in the water I try to grab your hand well I miss again now we're falling well i promise Du some Tag I will follow through I will do anything to save 20 feet we fall when will we hit the ground sun shines above waterfalls make so many sounds but I still...

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My oben, nach oben Ten Favorit TV shows

posted by GemonkDruid

Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring Tag of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written Weiter to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her Favorit shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are Du doing on my article?...

A few Zufällig questions...

posted by CheekyCheese

1. How old will Du be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did Du spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do Du look vorwärts-, nach vorn to most in the Weiter six weeks?
Half term and mine and my Friends birthdays!

5. What's the last movie Du saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person Du called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message Du received?
Some hündin who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave Du a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

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I am bored so I going to do what bored people do X3

posted by simpleplan

Funny Zitate and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so Du know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means Du stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if Du don't like them...
... well i have others.
I Liebe irony. Du know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about Du have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

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URGENT! READ NOW!

posted by wotcher-tonks

I just have a few things to say.

I Liebe Du guys!

I Liebe the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of Du is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad Du are apart of my life! Du guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope Du all know that all of Du always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving Du to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! Du were...

After the War-the Reverse

posted by xDark_Angelx

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel schreibtisch looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she Frage even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted Von the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. Du a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the Weiter person behind her....

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It's good to be the Queen ;]

added by alexthedog

Source: ... I forgot.

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Fanpop User Identification Guide Part 1

posted by KateKicksAss

Not sure about all the different Fanpop users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable Von the name, this Fans level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a Nutzername that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a Nutzername pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

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Stupid Fragen about my Americanness

posted by GemonkDruid

So as Du all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my Home nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid Fragen I got and my reactions:

1. Were Du born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America oder something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did Du buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are Du from the 'hood'?...

F.T.W.T.D.S.B

posted by GemonkDruid

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She sagte come on, come on, KISS my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She sagte come on, come on, KISS my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an Artikel about MCR's song. This is gonna be an Artikel about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how Du imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

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Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!

posted by zanhar1

A nerd and a dork mixed

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults Du at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it Von making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

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My Toon Ships

posted by boolander25

a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what Du want, cliche oder whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and Du can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) Jahr olds together, so what? Suck it....

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My Strange Essen Rules

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, I have some freaky rules about Essen that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot Hunde at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot Hunde out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot Hunde from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the ramen above my head and eat the end of the ramen first....

Insanity

posted by harrypotterbest

I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what Du think!
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His blood on my messer is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood Weiter to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my herz beating...

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Story I wrote, feedback needed please :)

posted by harrypotterbest

She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even Mehr and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting Mehr powerful. And soon, oh, very...

My Brother is being so bloody stupid >:(

posted by simpleplan

He has not been going to school. He keeps Schauspielen think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to schlagen, punsch him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years Vor because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he sagte he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.

sorry about the rant but i had to let it out

My very old, very bad now dead crossover

posted by Lunalovely

Alright, so ya'll know cause of the pick. This is my old Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. For those that don't knowso Du don't get lost, Avatar is a cartoon about a fictional world where people can control, oder "bend" the 4 elements. And the Avatar, (s)he's like this powerful spirit that never dies and is supoosed to keep balance. Well, this incarnation, Aang, is an airbender, the last of his kind, cause the feuer Nation killed them in a 100 Jahr war. Him and his Friends are trying to stop them from winning the war.

I admit, I took like the first 5 chapters from this other, unfinished abandoned...