Bellatrix

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, Du know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. Du throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. Du wear at least some black every day.

3. Du rip your clothes on purpose.

4. Du call people Du don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. Du yell "CRUCIO!" at people when Du get mad.

6. Du carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" oder an "L", Du accidentally type out a Bellatrix oder a Lestrange instead.

9. Du think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, oder freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. Autor is not responsible for any deaths oder torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in Liebe with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is safe, sicher with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...

The girl struggled on the floor, groaning in pain as I stood,
watching. Today, like every day, I tried to help her succeed, I tried to help her be stronger, but never could, she never learned, she never got better, she just stayed the same old girl. "Pathetic, just like your father" I muttered, the young girl stood up with difficulty, clutching her side. Her light brown hair was short and ragged, her black corset tightly laced, and her black dress met her black high-heeled boots. "Don't...talk...about my father like...that" she said, her eyes meeting mine. I scoffed at the thought of her father,...