2. Throw away your comb, Du won't need it.
3. Practice making your laugh as insane as possible
4. Be prepared to spend your life in Azkaban
5. Get a dark mark tatooed on your arm
6. Constantly explain to people theories about why Du think that Voldemort is actually not dead
7. Actually go searching for Voldemort
8. Scream Crucio at numerous muggles and demand information on the whereabouts of voldemort
9. Constantly change the conversation topic to voldemort
10. Insist that people call Du "Bella"
11. Stay out of the sun. The paler your skin is, the better
12. Carry a pocket knife
13. Convince people that dumbledore is the real cause of harry's parents death
14. Decorate your room with slytherin banners
15. Attempt to learn parsletongue
16. Use your histaical laugh as much as possible
17. Refuse to touch anything a filthy mudblood has come in contact with
18. Talk to people with a fanatical approach
19. Dress sexy
20. Eat your steak cooked rare
21. Sit in a corner and mumble "the voices........the voices......" just loud enough for people to hear
22. When someone tells Du something very sad (like a person passing away), cackle and scream "Congradulations!"
23. Kill Harry Potter
24. Act paronoid and every so often quickly turn around and scream Avada KEDAVRA!
25. Joke about tragic incidents in the news, such as a bridge colpsing... and whisper "The dark lord knows he will be in power soon"
26. Spend hours convincing people that Du are truly the "sane" one
27. Pretend to go deaf when someone tells Du that Voldemort is a half blood
28. Tell your husband that Du want to have a threesome with the Dark Lord
29. Carry a wand with Du at all times
30. Use your wand when in doubt, at all times
31. Kill first, ask Fragen later
32. Wear tight dresses and leather boots/ stilletos
33. Pastels are NOT your colour.
34. Laugh at the most inappropriate times and scream when someone makes a joke
35. Become the most beliebt death eater on fanpop
People please help me think of some more. I know this is a very lame list. I'll try and think of some Mehr later
Bellatrix!
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The fierce wave of her wand,
And a crackle of laugh,
Titled her evil but the Liebe of our heart
Dare not challenge her,
Faith might favor her,
Giving us another clue not to kreuz her
Death eaters are the family,
Playing 'death' is the hobby,
Teasing Mudbloods is the reason to be merry
She's the one luckyPink is Schreiben about,
Ready to hear the name out loud?
Bellatrix Lestrange! Better watch her out!
Thanks everyone who made time to read this.
Bellatrix Lestrange
