LMFAO NO OFFENSE

We don't have to do a lot in the bathroom.

when we use the toilet, most of the time we just stand there and go. Du only miss the toilet when you're tired oder lazy and Du don't hold on. Women are Mehr likely to pee on the sitz since Du can't see under Du
We brush our teeth, not that messy
We shave. that can get messy but it's easy to clean
put on deodorant, not messy
cologne, not messy
maybe brush our hair, if we want to

Women do a lot Mehr things that can make a mess
I don't want to talk about women on the toilet, but it's Mehr complicated for them.
They use Mehr toilet paper too
When they brush their hair, they shed a lot Mehr because it's typically longer
They leave powder and creams behind when they do their makeup
they have Mehr hair to shave than men, so thats Mehr messy
Hairspray is sticky so dust sticks to it