Atheist Jokes

Benefits of Living Free
from Christiantiy & theism...



1)You are not supporting all of the attacks on personal freedom and harm that comes with supporting the Bible as an infallible Quelle of truth.

2)You are free to explore the Universe's TRUE beauty and mysteries, even when it contradicts ancient mythology. The grandeur of the universe is far beyond the imagination of any religion.

3)You are free to learn your true origins and connection to the universe.

4)The time that would be spent at church oder with church groups can now be used for Mehr productive means.

5)Instead of worrying what Jesus...

This is ALL made up but conversation is possable and in some cases has happened*


A woman was walking down the straße when she saw a man Lesen the bible.


Woman:Why are Du Lesen that?

Man:*looks up* Because I'm Christian

Woman:Why are Du Christian?

Man:*shrugs* Because God is the creator of all things.

Woman:*smirks* Oh really? Are Du sure about that?

Man:*nods*

Woman:*sits Weiter to him* What about bananas? They are made Von people.

Man:They are?

Woman:*nods* And our words, are the words we speak to communicate to one another made Von him?

Man:No, but when I ment created all things I ment...