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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 65
Adventures In San Franciscolt
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.
Jeff has a son named James. He often comes to visit when he can, but today he got permission to bring two of his Friends along to the station.
Teacher: *Writing down math problems*
Hanz: *Looking at clock. He whispers to Steve* It's almost three.
Steve: *Whispers to James* Almost three.
The glocke rang, and a song plays.
Song: link
Teacher: Bye children.
Colts & Fillies: *Running out of classroom*
James: *Running to train station*
Hanz & Steve: *Following James*
Steve: Wait for us!
James: Come on Du two! I swear, Du run as slow as a filly.
Steve: Fillies smell like shit.
James: It's because of their perfume.
Hanz: Can Du take it easy with the swearing?
James: Hell no. I don't care if you're religious oder not.
Hanz: Celestia won't be too happy to hear that.
James: She's all the way in the east coast. She won't care what we do. Besides, I don't think she's real.
Steve: Nah, she's not real. They just want Du religious ponies to believe that so Du behave.
Hanz: Okay, but if she threatens to kill you, don't come crying to me.
When the three of them arrived in the station, they saw Jeff. He was talking to Pete.
Pete: Du should either do better in poker, oder just don't play at all.
Jeff: Stylo should have just payed me back like he promised, but no! He left for San Franciscolt with Metal Gloss.
James: San Franciscolt?
Pete assigned them to take engine 844 for a special tour around the state of Alicornia. 844 was the newest steam engine on the line, and was something special.
Stylo: I can't wait to see all those ponies waving at us when we pull into the station.
Metal Gloss: What are we supposed to do?
Stylo: Oh, just smile, wave, and look important. Not too important though, because all the fame goes to this engine. I'm glad Pete chose us, because this scenery we're driving Von looks beautiful. Especially that strand to the right. Listen, Du can hear the seagulls.
Now stop the song. When they arrived at the station, nopony was there, except for one stallion wearing a black suit, and fedora with a blue tie.
Stylo: *Stops train at station* Strange. I thought everypony would be here Von now.
Metal Gloss: Maybe they're running late.
Stylo: Hundreds of ponies wanting to see a famous engine? *Climbs out of engine, and walks to pony with suit*
Metal Gloss: *Sees them talking*
The pony with the suit, and fedora looked sad. He turned, and walked slowly away.
Stylo: Well if that doesn't take the biscuit! *Walks to Metal Gloss* (I don't know why I just sagte that. It sounded stupid.) They cancelled the rest of our trip, and nopony is coming. We're supposed to work here until tomorrow, and head back to Cheyenne.
Metal Gloss: Aw man.
Stylo: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Metal Gloss: So am I.
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia
Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right Von San Franciscolt. They were driving across The bucht Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.
Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would Du want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: oder am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*
Von the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a pony was waiting for them.
Supervisor: Du Stylo, and Metal Gloss?
Stylo: The one, and only.
Supervisor: But there's two of you.
Metal Gloss: He's the one, and only Stylo, while I'm the one, and only Metal Gloss.
Supervisor: And for that, you're driving a train into Los Angeles.
Stylo: *Laughing* Good luck with those gangsters.
Metal Gloss: If Hawkeye was here, he'd kick your plot. *Walks away*
Supervisor: As for you, we need Du at the docks. A stallion that drives a tugboat has been giving us problems. He says we're making him late, and risking the contract for his crew.
Stylo: What's his name?
Supervisor: Bulstrode. He's very disrespectful, so watch out.
Stylo: Will do. *Walks to the docks*
Meanwhile, Metal Gloss got on the freight train she was to drive into L.A. Her firepony was strange, and it seemed like he was on drugs.
Drug Pony: Hey... How would Du like to have a bl****b?
Metal Gloss: I'm a mare Du know.
Drug Pony: Even better. Du can give it to me.
Metal Gloss: Let's just get this train to Los Angeles. *Blows horn, and drives forward*
Drug Pony: What's your name?
Metal Gloss: Leave me alone.
Drug Pony: Nice to meet Du Leave Me Alone. I'm Jack.
Metal Gloss: Seriously, I don't wanna put up with this. *Thinking* How come this section of our line doesn't have steam engines?
Drug Pony: What kind of drugs?
Metal Gloss: Never mind. Forget I asked that question.
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia
Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the pony that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.
Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He stops in front of the freight cars*
Worker: This stone is needed for Bulstrode. Get it towards the kran so he can stop complaining, and let us go on with our lives.
Stylo: I can do that.
On the other side of the freight cars was a caboose. The pony inside the caboose was being careless, and listening to Musik when he shouldn't have.
Song: link
Stylo: *Drives backwards*
He was to take the freight cars up to a higher section of the docks. When he got to the high section, the edge was right over the barge that Bulstrode brought in with his tug.
Stylo: *On walkie talkie* Let me know when we get close to that edge.
Conductor: *Ignoring Stylo, and continues listening to music*
Stylo: Did Du hear me? Tell me if we get close to the edge!
Conductor: *Falls asleep*
Stylo: *Pushes train through buffers*
Then it happened. The train started to go over the edge, and landed in Bulstrode's barge.
As soon as the first three cars went over, Stylo stopped. He uncoupled the rest of the cars, and they all landed on the barge. Some debris from the stones, and parts of freight cars hit Bulstrode's tug so hard that it put a hole in the floor.
Now stop the song.
Bulstrode: *Sees water coming into his tug* Help! I'm sinking!
Worker: You've been very disrespectful to us. Why should we help you?
Worker 3: For all we care, you're sleeping with the fishes. Literally.
But the Coast Guard arrived, and took Bulstrode away along with his tugboat, and barge. Stylo had to pay for the damage caused Von his freight train falling off the edge.
When Metal Gloss returned, She, and Stylo were told to stop working, and go straight to Cheyenne, but they didn't. They went to an ice cream parlor, and had milkshakes. Another song was playing.
Song: link
Stylo: So. How was LA?
Metal Gloss: Terrible. When we got into City Limits, the cops stopped us, and thought we were robbers.
Stylo: Oh yeah?
Metal Gloss: And during that, our train got robbed. Turns out those cops weren't real.
Stylo: That sucks. Du wanna hear what happened to me?
Metal Gloss: Sure.
Stylo: I had to put up with a pony driving a tugboat, and he had this barge that needed stone. I drove my train, but it went over this edge, and fell on his barge. Some debris hit his boat, and caused it to sink.
Metal Gloss: I didn't think tugboats could sink so easily.
Stylo: The train is mightier than the boat.
Metal Gloss: And faster too.
They laughed, and finished their milkshakes. They couldn't wait to get back in Cheyenne.
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
A pony named Nemo arrives to the Union Pacific.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 65
Adventures In San Franciscolt
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.
Jeff has a son named James. He often comes to visit when he can, but today he got permission to bring two of his Friends along to the station.
Teacher: *Writing down math problems*
Hanz: *Looking at clock. He whispers to Steve* It's almost three.
Steve: *Whispers to James* Almost three.
The glocke rang, and a song plays.
Song: link
Teacher: Bye children.
Colts & Fillies: *Running out of classroom*
James: *Running to train station*
Hanz & Steve: *Following James*
Steve: Wait for us!
James: Come on Du two! I swear, Du run as slow as a filly.
Steve: Fillies smell like shit.
James: It's because of their perfume.
Hanz: Can Du take it easy with the swearing?
James: Hell no. I don't care if you're religious oder not.
Hanz: Celestia won't be too happy to hear that.
James: She's all the way in the east coast. She won't care what we do. Besides, I don't think she's real.
Steve: Nah, she's not real. They just want Du religious ponies to believe that so Du behave.
Hanz: Okay, but if she threatens to kill you, don't come crying to me.
When the three of them arrived in the station, they saw Jeff. He was talking to Pete.
Pete: Du should either do better in poker, oder just don't play at all.
Jeff: Stylo should have just payed me back like he promised, but no! He left for San Franciscolt with Metal Gloss.
James: San Franciscolt?
Pete assigned them to take engine 844 for a special tour around the state of Alicornia. 844 was the newest steam engine on the line, and was something special.
Stylo: I can't wait to see all those ponies waving at us when we pull into the station.
Metal Gloss: What are we supposed to do?
Stylo: Oh, just smile, wave, and look important. Not too important though, because all the fame goes to this engine. I'm glad Pete chose us, because this scenery we're driving Von looks beautiful. Especially that strand to the right. Listen, Du can hear the seagulls.
Now stop the song. When they arrived at the station, nopony was there, except for one stallion wearing a black suit, and fedora with a blue tie.
Stylo: *Stops train at station* Strange. I thought everypony would be here Von now.
Metal Gloss: Maybe they're running late.
Stylo: Hundreds of ponies wanting to see a famous engine? *Climbs out of engine, and walks to pony with suit*
Metal Gloss: *Sees them talking*
The pony with the suit, and fedora looked sad. He turned, and walked slowly away.
Stylo: Well if that doesn't take the biscuit! *Walks to Metal Gloss* (I don't know why I just sagte that. It sounded stupid.) They cancelled the rest of our trip, and nopony is coming. We're supposed to work here until tomorrow, and head back to Cheyenne.
Metal Gloss: Aw man.
Stylo: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Metal Gloss: So am I.
Date: January 12, 1957
Loaction: Oatland, Alicornia
Stylo, and Metal Gloss were to work in Oatland, which was right Von San Franciscolt. They were driving across The bucht Bridge in one of the UP's supply trucks.
Stylo: All this time we've been here, and we haven't seen Alcatraz.
Metal Gloss: Why would Du want to go there? You're not a criminal.
Stylo: oder am I? Not really, but I think it would be cool to see it, and visit the cons.
Metal Gloss: What about the pros?
Stylo: *Continues driving*
Von the time they got to the trainyard in Oatland, a pony was waiting for them.
Supervisor: Du Stylo, and Metal Gloss?
Stylo: The one, and only.
Supervisor: But there's two of you.
Metal Gloss: He's the one, and only Stylo, while I'm the one, and only Metal Gloss.
Supervisor: And for that, you're driving a train into Los Angeles.
Stylo: *Laughing* Good luck with those gangsters.
Metal Gloss: If Hawkeye was here, he'd kick your plot. *Walks away*
Supervisor: As for you, we need Du at the docks. A stallion that drives a tugboat has been giving us problems. He says we're making him late, and risking the contract for his crew.
Stylo: What's his name?
Supervisor: Bulstrode. He's very disrespectful, so watch out.
Stylo: Will do. *Walks to the docks*
Meanwhile, Metal Gloss got on the freight train she was to drive into L.A. Her firepony was strange, and it seemed like he was on drugs.
Drug Pony: Hey... How would Du like to have a bl****b?
Metal Gloss: I'm a mare Du know.
Drug Pony: Even better. Du can give it to me.
Metal Gloss: Let's just get this train to Los Angeles. *Blows horn, and drives forward*
Drug Pony: What's your name?
Metal Gloss: Leave me alone.
Drug Pony: Nice to meet Du Leave Me Alone. I'm Jack.
Metal Gloss: Seriously, I don't wanna put up with this. *Thinking* How come this section of our line doesn't have steam engines?
Drug Pony: What kind of drugs?
Metal Gloss: Never mind. Forget I asked that question.
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia
Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the pony that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.
Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He stops in front of the freight cars*
Worker: This stone is needed for Bulstrode. Get it towards the kran so he can stop complaining, and let us go on with our lives.
Stylo: I can do that.
On the other side of the freight cars was a caboose. The pony inside the caboose was being careless, and listening to Musik when he shouldn't have.
Song: link
Stylo: *Drives backwards*
He was to take the freight cars up to a higher section of the docks. When he got to the high section, the edge was right over the barge that Bulstrode brought in with his tug.
Stylo: *On walkie talkie* Let me know when we get close to that edge.
Conductor: *Ignoring Stylo, and continues listening to music*
Stylo: Did Du hear me? Tell me if we get close to the edge!
Conductor: *Falls asleep*
Stylo: *Pushes train through buffers*
Then it happened. The train started to go over the edge, and landed in Bulstrode's barge.
As soon as the first three cars went over, Stylo stopped. He uncoupled the rest of the cars, and they all landed on the barge. Some debris from the stones, and parts of freight cars hit Bulstrode's tug so hard that it put a hole in the floor.
Now stop the song.
Bulstrode: *Sees water coming into his tug* Help! I'm sinking!
Worker: You've been very disrespectful to us. Why should we help you?
Worker 3: For all we care, you're sleeping with the fishes. Literally.
But the Coast Guard arrived, and took Bulstrode away along with his tugboat, and barge. Stylo had to pay for the damage caused Von his freight train falling off the edge.
When Metal Gloss returned, She, and Stylo were told to stop working, and go straight to Cheyenne, but they didn't. They went to an ice cream parlor, and had milkshakes. Another song was playing.
Song: link
Stylo: So. How was LA?
Metal Gloss: Terrible. When we got into City Limits, the cops stopped us, and thought we were robbers.
Stylo: Oh yeah?
Metal Gloss: And during that, our train got robbed. Turns out those cops weren't real.
Stylo: That sucks. Du wanna hear what happened to me?
Metal Gloss: Sure.
Stylo: I had to put up with a pony driving a tugboat, and he had this barge that needed stone. I drove my train, but it went over this edge, and fell on his barge. Some debris hit his boat, and caused it to sink.
Metal Gloss: I didn't think tugboats could sink so easily.
Stylo: The train is mightier than the boat.
Metal Gloss: And faster too.
They laughed, and finished their milkshakes. They couldn't wait to get back in Cheyenne.
The End
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
A pony named Nemo arrives to the Union Pacific.
