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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 51
Frenchies Do Not Like pizza
August 13, 1956
Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing Du can hear, are some of the trains going through town.
Song: link
Work never ends on the Union Pacific. The railway is so busy, that some ponies get tired. Because of this, they only work for a certain amount of time before getting to go home.
Other ponies volunteer for the night shift. In the trainyard, Coffee Creme had to drive a train that had pizzas, and she was going to take them to Denver.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engines*
Mirage: *Pushing freight cars into train*
Wilson: Hey Mirage, see those old freight cars?
Mirage: Yes. What about them?
Wilson: We need to use those, since we ran out of freight cars.
Mirage: I'll get them on the train now.
Percy: *Inspecting Coffee Creme's engines*
Coffee Creme: Is everything okay?
Percy: Yeah. It's all good.
Mirage: *Pushes old freight cars onto the back of the train*
Wilson: Good work Mirage. I'll get the caboose on.
Mirage: *Gets his engine out of the way, then walks to front of train* Now, I have to-
Hawkeye: *Arrives, and hears Musik playing out of nowhere* Okay, can somepony stop that music? It's getting annoying.
Stop the song.
Mirage: What's up with you?
Hawkeye: I don't know why I volunteered to do this.
Mirage: Do what?
Hawkeye: Work overtime. It's too difficult for me to work in the night. That's when I'm supposed to be sleeping! Oh, and one Mehr thing. You're helping Coffee Creme with her pizza train, right?
Mirage: Yes. I'm supposed to get in an engine, couple up behind her train, and help her get up Sherman Hill. Why?
Hawkeye: Well, whatever Du do, be careful. Du don't want the train to crash, and have all those pizzas get over you. It's happened to Frenchy before, and she was not amused. That's all I have to say. Goodbye. *Walks away*
After Hawkeye left, Mirage went to go check on Coffee Creme.
Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza train like last year.
Mirage: Du just do the best Du can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help Du out.
Meanwhile, on the back of the train.
Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are Du drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave Du taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. Du want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop Schauspielen like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that Du can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are Du alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are Du drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do Du need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.
Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Du sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Du talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and Du probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but Du have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*
Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the hügel quickly. However, on the end of the train.
Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*
Mirage: *Sees train going faster* Wait a minute. How did my engine get uncoupled from the train? That bloody conductor must've done it. *Speeds up* I can't see the lights.
Coffee Creme: *Notices train going slower* Why is the train going slower? We should have enough power to go fast.
Mirage: *Sees train, and applies brakes*
Conductor: *Sees Mirage's engine* Oh dear.
Mirage: *Crashes into back of train*
Coffee Creme: *Stops train*
When Mirage crashed into the train, one of the old freight cars collapsed, and Pizzas went flying all over the place.
Mirage: *Sees Pizzas* Oh no. *Gets hit Von pizzas*
Conductor: Du could've kept up with us.
Mirage: Well how was I supposed to know Du uncoupled my engine from the train?!
Conductor: Didn't Du notice?
Mirage: No!
Conductor: Then Weiter time, pay Mehr attention.
They had to wait until Weiter morning for Pete to arrive. Workers found the lights that fell off of the caboose, and Pete was speaking to Mirage, and Coffee Creme.
Pete: None of Du are to blame. The conductor that got drunk is now fired, and I'm giving Du both a two Tag vacation. Take some time to relax, and recuperate from this accident.
Mirage: Thank Du Pete. Du know, Hawkeye did warn me about crashing this train, and how it's not good to have Pizzas landing on you.
Pete: Alright, Du two can go now.
As Mirage was heading home, he saw Hawkeye at the station.
Mirage: Waiting for another train?
Hawkeye: I've been assigned to drive a passenger train to Laramie.
Mirage: I wanna thank Du for the Guter Rat Du gave me last night about those pizzas.
Hawkeye: Du crashed, didn't you?
Mirage: Yeah.
Hawkeye: I could tell, because I heard that the line on Sherman hügel was closed because of a derailment.
Mirage: Du know everything, don't you?
Hawkeye: No, not everything. I at least know Mehr than Gordon. Everypony should know Mehr than him.
Mirage: Right, well I got a two Tag vacation. See ya.
Hawkeye: Bye.
Mirage: *Leaves station*
The end
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
We get to look at the ponies that work on the Southern Pacific.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 51
Frenchies Do Not Like pizza
August 13, 1956
Night time is very peaceful in Cheyenne. Many stars can be seen in the sky, and most of the time, the only thing Du can hear, are some of the trains going through town.
Song: link
Work never ends on the Union Pacific. The railway is so busy, that some ponies get tired. Because of this, they only work for a certain amount of time before getting to go home.
Other ponies volunteer for the night shift. In the trainyard, Coffee Creme had to drive a train that had pizzas, and she was going to take them to Denver.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in engines*
Mirage: *Pushing freight cars into train*
Wilson: Hey Mirage, see those old freight cars?
Mirage: Yes. What about them?
Wilson: We need to use those, since we ran out of freight cars.
Mirage: I'll get them on the train now.
Percy: *Inspecting Coffee Creme's engines*
Coffee Creme: Is everything okay?
Percy: Yeah. It's all good.
Mirage: *Pushes old freight cars onto the back of the train*
Wilson: Good work Mirage. I'll get the caboose on.
Mirage: *Gets his engine out of the way, then walks to front of train* Now, I have to-
Hawkeye: *Arrives, and hears Musik playing out of nowhere* Okay, can somepony stop that music? It's getting annoying.
Stop the song.
Mirage: What's up with you?
Hawkeye: I don't know why I volunteered to do this.
Mirage: Do what?
Hawkeye: Work overtime. It's too difficult for me to work in the night. That's when I'm supposed to be sleeping! Oh, and one Mehr thing. You're helping Coffee Creme with her pizza train, right?
Mirage: Yes. I'm supposed to get in an engine, couple up behind her train, and help her get up Sherman Hill. Why?
Hawkeye: Well, whatever Du do, be careful. Du don't want the train to crash, and have all those pizzas get over you. It's happened to Frenchy before, and she was not amused. That's all I have to say. Goodbye. *Walks away*
After Hawkeye left, Mirage went to go check on Coffee Creme.
Mirage: I'm gonna get my engine coupled up to the back of your train. Is everything okay?
Coffee Creme: Yes. I just wish that I could get this over with. I don't want to crash the pizza train like last year.
Mirage: Du just do the best Du can Frenchy. At least the extra load means that you'll have me to help Du out.
Meanwhile, on the back of the train.
Wilson: *Puts caboose on train*
Conductor: *Drunk* Okay, my caboose is on the train, cool.
Wilson: *Gets out of engine, and looks at conductor* Excuse me sir, are Du drunk?
Conductor: Whatever gave Du taht idea?
Wilson: The fact that you're speaking like a drunk pony, and I can tell that you're losing your balance too often.
Conductor: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I needed balance to be a good conductor. *Puts lights on caboose*
Wilson: Make sure those lights get on properly. Du want ponies in other trains to see you, so that they'll stop before crashing into you.
Conductor: They're fine. Stop Schauspielen like my mother.
Mirage: Frenchy is due to leave in five minutes.
Wilson: Okay. I'll get my engine out of the way, so that Du can get yours coupled up. *Goes to his engine*
Mirage: *Looking at conductor* Are Du alright?
Conductor: YEAH!
Mirage: Are Du drunk?
Conductor: Why does everypony ask me that stupid question? *Gets in caboose*
Wilson: *Backs engine up*
Mirage: *Goes to his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Waiting for firepony* Where is he?
Firepony: *Climbs into Coffee Creme's engine* Sorry if I'm late. What do Du need me to do?
Coffee Creme: Check to see if our back engine is coupled up to the train.
Mirage: *Connecting air brakes of train onto his engine*
Firepony: *Looking* Yeah.
Mirage: *Finishes connecting airbrakes, and climbs into his engine*
Coffee Creme: *Blows horn twice, and drives train out of yard*
Mirage: *Pushing train out of yard*
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.
Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* Du sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are Du talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't give me that! Everypony says that.
Mirage: You're drunk. I understand that, and Du probably hate your job to.
Conductor: Hate it?! I loathe it! I was supposed to be promoted from conductor to station master, but I did not get it! That is why I drink, get drunk, and drink more.
Mirage: Okay, that's nice, but Du have to get back to work.
Conductor: Fine! *Gets out of cab, walks to caboose, and uncouples Mirage's engine from the train*
Shortly after that, Coffee Creme thought it would be a good idea to speed up, to get over the hügel quickly. However, on the end of the train.
Conductor: *Feels train going faster, and accidentally knocks one of the lights off* Whoops. Ah well, to make things even... *Goes to other light, and knocks it off*
Mirage: *Sees train going faster* Wait a minute. How did my engine get uncoupled from the train? That bloody conductor must've done it. *Speeds up* I can't see the lights.
Coffee Creme: *Notices train going slower* Why is the train going slower? We should have enough power to go fast.
Mirage: *Sees train, and applies brakes*
Conductor: *Sees Mirage's engine* Oh dear.
Mirage: *Crashes into back of train*
Coffee Creme: *Stops train*
When Mirage crashed into the train, one of the old freight cars collapsed, and Pizzas went flying all over the place.
Mirage: *Sees Pizzas* Oh no. *Gets hit Von pizzas*
Conductor: Du could've kept up with us.
Mirage: Well how was I supposed to know Du uncoupled my engine from the train?!
Conductor: Didn't Du notice?
Mirage: No!
Conductor: Then Weiter time, pay Mehr attention.
They had to wait until Weiter morning for Pete to arrive. Workers found the lights that fell off of the caboose, and Pete was speaking to Mirage, and Coffee Creme.
Pete: None of Du are to blame. The conductor that got drunk is now fired, and I'm giving Du both a two Tag vacation. Take some time to relax, and recuperate from this accident.
Mirage: Thank Du Pete. Du know, Hawkeye did warn me about crashing this train, and how it's not good to have Pizzas landing on you.
Pete: Alright, Du two can go now.
As Mirage was heading home, he saw Hawkeye at the station.
Mirage: Waiting for another train?
Hawkeye: I've been assigned to drive a passenger train to Laramie.
Mirage: I wanna thank Du for the Guter Rat Du gave me last night about those pizzas.
Hawkeye: Du crashed, didn't you?
Mirage: Yeah.
Hawkeye: I could tell, because I heard that the line on Sherman hügel was closed because of a derailment.
Mirage: Du know everything, don't you?
Hawkeye: No, not everything. I at least know Mehr than Gordon. Everypony should know Mehr than him.
Mirage: Right, well I got a two Tag vacation. See ya.
Hawkeye: Bye.
Mirage: *Leaves station*
The end
On the Weiter episode of Ponies On The Rails
We get to look at the ponies that work on the Southern Pacific.