I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.
King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*
November 23, 2012
Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do Du want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow me.
Robotnik: A time machine?
King Sombra: Yes. Now we go vorwärts-, nach vorn for a month.
December 23, 2012
Discord: Robotnik! You're alive!
Robotnik: What?
King Sombra: Du died from a pony named Scootaloo after bombing a schloss here.
Blaze: It was a filly to.
Nazis: *laugh*
Robotnik: HALT DIE KLAPPE!
Nazis: *stop laughing*
Robotnik: What's next?
Discord: Yeah Sombra, what do Du have planned?
King Sombra: Only three Mehr people to get.
January 5, 2021
Catie: Attention Equestria! Du are now under Communist power!
King Sombra: You. Over here.
Catie: What the fuck do Du want?
King Sombra: Du speak russian right?
Catie: Da, I am russian.
King Sombra: idealʹnyy *perfect*
Catie: Chto vy khotite? *what do Du want?*
KS: Mne nuzhna vasha pomoshchʹ, chtoby unichtozhitʹ Equestria *I need your help to destroy Equestria*
Catie: A kto ostalʹnyye? *And who are the others*
KS: nemtsy *germans*
Robotnik: What is taking so long?
Catie: YA ne znayu, yesli eto budet rabotatʹ *I don't know if this will work.*
KS: Vy khotite, Shonezha mertv ili net? *You want Sean the hedgehog dead oder not?*
Catie: YA delayu, no *I do, but*
KS: Yesli nemtsy datʹ vam problemy , ya budu zabotitʹsya o nikh sam. *If the germans give Du problems, I'll take care of them myself*
Catie: Lyubyye drugiye lyudi, kotorykh ya dolzhen znatʹ? *Any other people I should know about?*
KS: My dolzhny grifony, i prezident Hasbro *We'll have griffons, and the president of Hasbro*
Catie: V samom dele? *Really?*
Robotnik: Sombra lets go!
KS: We'll be right there.
June 9, 2023
Gilda: *flying to Canterlot*
KS: Hey Du
Gilda: Oh god. What?
KS: Are Du trying to kill a-
Gilda: Pony! I have to go to canterlot, and destroy it ok?
KS: I can help you.
Robotnik: There is a grey hedgehog helping them, and we have to kill him.
Gilda: Is that the hedgehog?
Catie: Yeah I'm the one Du want to kill!
KS: It's a different hedgehog. He has red white, and blue stripes on his chest.
Gilda: Oh yeah I remember. What do Du have planned?
KS: We have Mehr people to get.
Gilda: Then lets get them.
KS: Ok *activates time machine*
May 20, 2014
Brian Goldner: Lauren. We need to talk.
Lauren Faust: What is it?
Brian Goldner: People are mad that we ended with season 4.
Lauren Faust: Then Du shouldn't have tried to fuck up my show!
KS: Attention Du two.
Lauren Faust: King Sombra?
KS: Yes. It's me. I heard you're having problems with ponies
Brian Goldner: Your one.
KS: That doesn't mean I can't help. A hedgehog is helping them, and he has saved them from these guys.
Robotnik: Guten tag
Discord: Sup?
Catie: Hi
Gilda: What he sagte *points at Discord*
KS: Would Du like to Mitmachen us?
Lauren Faust: Why should-
Brian Goldner: We would Liebe to.
Lauren Faust: What?!
Robotnik: She doesn't seem impressed with the idea.
Discord: Well in that case we should kill her.
Brian Goldner: What, no interrogation?
Lauren: I would like that instead of being killed for no reason.
KS: Then we hold her prisoner.
Catie: Where?
Robotnik: I've got to come up with everything. *activates death egg*
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?
Robotnik: Our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before. There's a chance it might get destroyed.
Robotnik: It won't, trust me. Plus we can fit our entire army on it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: Hey I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did Du do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.
Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.
Equestria March 13, 2025
regenbogen Dash: So tell me how Du survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
regenbogen Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an Stunde just to have Twilight get me here.
regenbogen Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
regenbogen Dash: Now I just have to beat Du at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? Du can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
regenbogen Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
regenbogen Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get regenbogen Dash!
Robotnik: Kill regenbogen Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!
Me, and regenbogen Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.
regenbogen Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!
Mobius March 13, 2025
Tails: Hi guys
regenbogen Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for Du though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
regenbogen Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.
Back at Equestria
Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and Du won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze strahl, ray set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't Du go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because Du won't Mitmachen King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are Du enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would Du Mitmachen these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no Mehr My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are Du imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did Du do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.
Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & regenbogen Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?
Von the time me & regenbogen Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.
Sean: Oh jeez.
regenbogen Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!
Eight hours earlier
King Sombra: I only need a few Mehr things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
regenbogen Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control
Eight hours later
regenbogen Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because Du don't think!
regenbogen Dash: drive!
Sean: *drives away*
Shadow: *drives after*
Nazis: We spotted them sir!
KS: Excellent. We kill them, and Equestria is ours.
Robotnik: He tried to kill Du Von time traveling into where Du were builing your time machine.
KS: And Du saved me.
Robotnik: Ja.
KS: Nice work doctor.
Back to the car chase
Shadow: *shoots rakete flipping my car over*
Sean: *opens roof*
Shadow: *shoots another missile*
Sean: *activates ejector seat* Back on my wheels.
regenbogen Dash: He's passing us
Sean: *shoots Shadow's car*
Shadow: *launches grenades*
Sean: *shoots grenades*
Blaze: Get the death egg down for him.
Shadow: He almost killed me, hurry up!
regenbogen Dash: *flies out*
Sean: Where the fuck are Du going?
regenbogen Dash: *blows Shadow's car up*
Sean: *drives onto death egg*
regenbogen Dash: Glad Du made it.
Sean: Same to you. What now?
regenbogen Dash: We have to kill everyone here, and unfreeze Equestria.
Sean: Sounds good.
Catie: I see feuer over there.
Discord: That looks like Shadow's car
Gilda: They must be on here then. Look everywhere.
This was it. Just me, and regenbogen Dash against-
1 Discord
1 Robotnik
1 Gilda
1 Catie
1 Brian Goldner
1 Blaze
1 King Sombra
597 Nazis
600 Communists
Total enemies 1,204 Good luck!
As me & regenbogen Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.
Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
regenbogen Dash: Du should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. Du only killed four of us. Now it's time Du both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
regenbogen Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
regenbogen Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: Du call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
regenbogen Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws feuer toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
regenbogen Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No Du don't! *flies away with Dash*
Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.
regenbogen Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
regenbogen Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: Du have to do better then that if Du want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are Du ok Dash?
regenbogen Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix Du up.
Brian Goldner: oder Du can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. Du can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
regenbogen Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the strahl, ray they used.
And so, we went toward the ray. regenbogen Dash was beat up bad as Du can see in the picture below, and we needed help.
Kills
Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1
Result: 17 people killed
Enemies left: 1,187
Continuing on, regenbogen Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We stahl, stola the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope regenbogen Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?
Now they had a huge battletank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.
Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's bring it to the hedgehog that's dating regenbogen Dash.
Snips: Ten 4!
Lt. Schwarzwald: I eto , kak ya vyuchil russkiy yazyk . *And that's how I learned russian*
Cpl. Myass: No, vashenatsistov. *But your a nazi*
Lt. Schwarzwald: Nu i chto? *So* HEY!!
Snips: So long dumby! *drives away*
Cpl. Myass: One of our trucks has been stolen!
Robotnik: Then take it back!
Cpl. Myass: Ok
Snips & Snails drove the truck to Sweet apfel, apple Acres where me & the mane 6, along with other ponies were planning our Weiter attack.
Applejack: Enemy truck!
Sean: Wait a minute, it's Snips & Snails!
Twilight: What the fuck?
Snails: Do not panic everyone.
Snips: We stahl, stola an Opel Blitz!
Ponies: What?
Sean: That's the name of the truck they stole.
Snips: Now they have no idea where it is.
KS: There it is!
Robotnik: Kill all those ponies.
Sean: Du can kill Diamond Tiara, but no one else!
Diamond Tiara: Excuse me?!
Robotnik: *kills Diamond Tiara*
King Sombra: Du also stahl, stola my time machine!
Sean: If Du want it back Du have to kill all of us.
King Sombra: So be it!
Catie: Attack!
Every Nazi & Communist started firing at us. I chased Robotnik while he was driving the tank.
Robotnik: Get the hedgehog!
Sgt. Streuseln: OK *drives toward me*
Cpt. Wolfgang: We got the truck
Sgt. Streuseln: LOOK OUT!!
Cpt. Wolfgang: *drives into tank*
Ponies: *laugh*
Robotnik: Holen Sie sich das Lkw-off unser Tank *Get the truck off our tank*
Sgt. Streuseln: *Shoots truck*
Sean: *climbs onto tank*
Nazi private: He's on the tank!
Sean: *shoots nazi private*
Robotnik: Get off! *hits me*
As I fight Robotnik on the tank Snips & Snails try to steal another truck
Snails: There is another Blitz!
Snips: Lets get it!
Twilight Sparkle: Get back here Du idiots!
Snips: We were going to steal an enemy truck.
Twilight: Du could get killed out there.
Snails: Nu uh, we stahl, stola a truck earlier without getting killed.
Pinkie Pie: I'm stealing the truck!
Snips: Oh jeez, mares can't drive a truck!
Pinkie Pie: Watch me *drives truck*
Snips & Snails were surprised, even though they shouldn't be. Pinkie is a great driver. Meanwhile back on the tank
Robotnik: Shoot him!
Nazis: *shoot a lot, but keep missing*
Sean: *fighting Robotnik* Is that all Du got?!
Robotnik: *holds me from tank*
Sean: This is great *hits rock*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Sgt. Streuseln*
Sgt. Streuseln: *turns toward cliff then dies*
The tank was heading toward a cliff, but neither me nor Robotnik knew what was happening, for we were too busy fighting.
regenbogen Dash: Look out!
Sean: I got him *pushes Robotnik into tank*
At that moment, I noticed I was screwed. I jump off the tank, but it was too late. Even for Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: Oh god!
regenbogen Dash: Sean?!
Pinkie Pie: SEAN!!
There was no response except for the tank landing on its side.
Applejack: He's gone.
regenbogen Dash: I can't believe it. We just started dating.
Pinkie Pie: *hugs regenbogen Dash*
Sean: *climbs up mountain* What did I miss?
Ponies: He's alive! *cheers*
regenbogen Dash: *kisses me*
Sean: It's going to take Mehr then a tank to kill me.
regenbogen Dash: Well in that case lets get the communists.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah come on.
All the Nazis that didn't die retreated to Ponyville where King Sombra was waiting.
King Sombra: Thats it! We get that time machine oder we're screwed!
Catie: We cannot afford to lose!
Discord: And we wont. I have a plan.
What is Discord's plan? How will it turn out?
To be continued.
Kills
Communists 20
Nazis 2
Robotnik 1
Total 23
Enemies left 1,164
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.
Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are Du sure about this?
Discord: I have a gewehr of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope Du know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: Du got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!
Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.
Discord: I told Du to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought Du sagte kidnap them.
Catie: Du should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy english.
Discord: Why are Du speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees regenbogen Dash & Pinkie Pie*
regenbogen Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did Du establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great Du have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
regenbogen Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: feuer at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope Du don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: What?!
Sean: Stop!
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers Du just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if Du call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* Du wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Discord: Yes?
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.
With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?
Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
Discord: What?!
regenbogen Dash: No one throws my Friends out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
regenbogen Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
regenbogen Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 Sekunden flat.
10 flat Sekunden later. The death egg blew up.
Sean: What the hell?
regenbogen Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
regenbogen Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
regenbogen Dash: I'll make it up to you.
Dash made it up to me Von making out with me, then we went to a Green heu, hay concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.
regenbogen Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause Du talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
Du always seem to be steppin in shit and all Du do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all Du like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
regenbogen Dash: What'd I say?
Sean: That Green heu, hay is the best band ever!
Shredder: Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2
crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: Cut the crap 'cause your screaming in my ear, and you're taking up all of the Weltraum
You're really testing my patience again, and I'd rather get punched in the face
You're getting on my every last nerve
Everything you've sagte I already heard
Shut your mouth 'cause you're talking too much, and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2 *plays solo*
Sean: I gotta admit, he's better then I am at guitar.
regenbogen Dash: When did Du play guitar?
Sean: Since I was 12.
Shredder: Always fuck fuckin' with my head now X3
Always fucking with my head and I gotta let it go
Let yourself go, let yourself go
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself goX4
Band: *finishes song*
Crowd: Yeah! *cheers*
Sean: I'll be right back. *leaves*
I decided to go on the stage, and play some guitar, impressing regenbogen Dash.
Sean: Fillys, and gentlecolts. You're such a wonderful audience. Now I would like to play a song for you.
Crowd: *cheers*
regenbogen Dash: What?
Sean: This song is one of my personal favorites, called Hound Dog. *Plays guitar*
Du ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine.
Well they sagte Du was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine.
Du ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine. *plays solo*
Crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: He is good
Sean: Well they sagte Du was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine. *plays another solo*
Well they sagte Du was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine.
Du ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine. *ends song*
Crowd: *Cheers*
regenbogen Dash: That was so awesome!
Sean: Thanks. Now attention everyone. I wanna say it's been great being here. For 12 and a half years Du ponies have gegeben me a lot of formidable things to remember. Although much of it was fighting wars, it was still fun.
Crowd: *cheers*
Sean: But I have some sad news. I can't stay here anymore. People in Mobius need my help. We have made plans to expand on our world, and I have to go help.
regenbogen Dash: Du can't leave without a kiss.
Sean: We had sex earlier, but ok *kisses regenbogen Dash* Now I have to go. Chaos Control!
Shredder: What expansions do Du think he's working on?
Colin: Maybe land developement?
Everyone couldn't stop thinking about what I was up to back at Mobius. Was it serious? Maybe.
45 Minuten after I left Equestria, they invented the TV, and had lots of them on sale for 3 bits.
News anchor: This is PBS news, I'm Wilson Wilson with breaking news. A giant meteor appears to be heading toward our planet right now.
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Twilight: That looks big.
WW: It appears that a grey hedgehog is slowing down the meteor, which is actually a planet. He's making it arrive on our planet slowly.
Just then the ground shook, as I ran toward regenbogen Dash.
regenbogen Dash: Sean? Thank goodness your here. A met-
Sean: Meteor? That happens to be a planet called Mobius.
Fluttershy: What?!
Sean: I didn't wanna be too far away from you, so I brought my planet Weiter to yours.
regenbogen Dash: Are Du sure this will work?
Sean: It already is.
WW: Seems like Equestria is now linked to another planet. This is really cool.
Although I never went into Equestria again, I still talked to regenbogen Dash. Due to her planet being Weiter to mine. How's that for insanity? We've been together for a long time, and nothing bad has happened between us. I think this will go good for a extremely long time.
The End
King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*
November 23, 2012
Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do Du want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow me.
Robotnik: A time machine?
King Sombra: Yes. Now we go vorwärts-, nach vorn for a month.
December 23, 2012
Discord: Robotnik! You're alive!
Robotnik: What?
King Sombra: Du died from a pony named Scootaloo after bombing a schloss here.
Blaze: It was a filly to.
Nazis: *laugh*
Robotnik: HALT DIE KLAPPE!
Nazis: *stop laughing*
Robotnik: What's next?
Discord: Yeah Sombra, what do Du have planned?
King Sombra: Only three Mehr people to get.
January 5, 2021
Catie: Attention Equestria! Du are now under Communist power!
King Sombra: You. Over here.
Catie: What the fuck do Du want?
King Sombra: Du speak russian right?
Catie: Da, I am russian.
King Sombra: idealʹnyy *perfect*
Catie: Chto vy khotite? *what do Du want?*
KS: Mne nuzhna vasha pomoshchʹ, chtoby unichtozhitʹ Equestria *I need your help to destroy Equestria*
Catie: A kto ostalʹnyye? *And who are the others*
KS: nemtsy *germans*
Robotnik: What is taking so long?
Catie: YA ne znayu, yesli eto budet rabotatʹ *I don't know if this will work.*
KS: Vy khotite, Shonezha mertv ili net? *You want Sean the hedgehog dead oder not?*
Catie: YA delayu, no *I do, but*
KS: Yesli nemtsy datʹ vam problemy , ya budu zabotitʹsya o nikh sam. *If the germans give Du problems, I'll take care of them myself*
Catie: Lyubyye drugiye lyudi, kotorykh ya dolzhen znatʹ? *Any other people I should know about?*
KS: My dolzhny grifony, i prezident Hasbro *We'll have griffons, and the president of Hasbro*
Catie: V samom dele? *Really?*
Robotnik: Sombra lets go!
KS: We'll be right there.
June 9, 2023
Gilda: *flying to Canterlot*
KS: Hey Du
Gilda: Oh god. What?
KS: Are Du trying to kill a-
Gilda: Pony! I have to go to canterlot, and destroy it ok?
KS: I can help you.
Robotnik: There is a grey hedgehog helping them, and we have to kill him.
Gilda: Is that the hedgehog?
Catie: Yeah I'm the one Du want to kill!
KS: It's a different hedgehog. He has red white, and blue stripes on his chest.
Gilda: Oh yeah I remember. What do Du have planned?
KS: We have Mehr people to get.
Gilda: Then lets get them.
KS: Ok *activates time machine*
May 20, 2014
Brian Goldner: Lauren. We need to talk.
Lauren Faust: What is it?
Brian Goldner: People are mad that we ended with season 4.
Lauren Faust: Then Du shouldn't have tried to fuck up my show!
KS: Attention Du two.
Lauren Faust: King Sombra?
KS: Yes. It's me. I heard you're having problems with ponies
Brian Goldner: Your one.
KS: That doesn't mean I can't help. A hedgehog is helping them, and he has saved them from these guys.
Robotnik: Guten tag
Discord: Sup?
Catie: Hi
Gilda: What he sagte *points at Discord*
KS: Would Du like to Mitmachen us?
Lauren Faust: Why should-
Brian Goldner: We would Liebe to.
Lauren Faust: What?!
Robotnik: She doesn't seem impressed with the idea.
Discord: Well in that case we should kill her.
Brian Goldner: What, no interrogation?
Lauren: I would like that instead of being killed for no reason.
KS: Then we hold her prisoner.
Catie: Where?
Robotnik: I've got to come up with everything. *activates death egg*
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?
Robotnik: Our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before. There's a chance it might get destroyed.
Robotnik: It won't, trust me. Plus we can fit our entire army on it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: Hey I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did Du do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.
Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.
Equestria March 13, 2025
regenbogen Dash: So tell me how Du survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
regenbogen Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an Stunde just to have Twilight get me here.
regenbogen Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
regenbogen Dash: Now I just have to beat Du at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? Du can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
regenbogen Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
regenbogen Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get regenbogen Dash!
Robotnik: Kill regenbogen Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!
Me, and regenbogen Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.
regenbogen Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!
Mobius March 13, 2025
Tails: Hi guys
regenbogen Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for Du though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
regenbogen Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.
Back at Equestria
Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and Du won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze strahl, ray set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't Du go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because Du won't Mitmachen King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are Du enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would Du Mitmachen these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no Mehr My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are Du imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did Du do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.
Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & regenbogen Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?
Von the time me & regenbogen Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.
Sean: Oh jeez.
regenbogen Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!
Eight hours earlier
King Sombra: I only need a few Mehr things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
regenbogen Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control
Eight hours later
regenbogen Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because Du don't think!
regenbogen Dash: drive!
Sean: *drives away*
Shadow: *drives after*
Nazis: We spotted them sir!
KS: Excellent. We kill them, and Equestria is ours.
Robotnik: He tried to kill Du Von time traveling into where Du were builing your time machine.
KS: And Du saved me.
Robotnik: Ja.
KS: Nice work doctor.
Back to the car chase
Shadow: *shoots rakete flipping my car over*
Sean: *opens roof*
Shadow: *shoots another missile*
Sean: *activates ejector seat* Back on my wheels.
regenbogen Dash: He's passing us
Sean: *shoots Shadow's car*
Shadow: *launches grenades*
Sean: *shoots grenades*
Blaze: Get the death egg down for him.
Shadow: He almost killed me, hurry up!
regenbogen Dash: *flies out*
Sean: Where the fuck are Du going?
regenbogen Dash: *blows Shadow's car up*
Sean: *drives onto death egg*
regenbogen Dash: Glad Du made it.
Sean: Same to you. What now?
regenbogen Dash: We have to kill everyone here, and unfreeze Equestria.
Sean: Sounds good.
Catie: I see feuer over there.
Discord: That looks like Shadow's car
Gilda: They must be on here then. Look everywhere.
This was it. Just me, and regenbogen Dash against-
1 Discord
1 Robotnik
1 Gilda
1 Catie
1 Brian Goldner
1 Blaze
1 King Sombra
597 Nazis
600 Communists
Total enemies 1,204 Good luck!
As me & regenbogen Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.
Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
regenbogen Dash: Du should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. Du only killed four of us. Now it's time Du both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
regenbogen Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
regenbogen Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: Du call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
regenbogen Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws feuer toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
regenbogen Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No Du don't! *flies away with Dash*
Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.
regenbogen Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
regenbogen Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: Du have to do better then that if Du want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are Du ok Dash?
regenbogen Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix Du up.
Brian Goldner: oder Du can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. Du can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
regenbogen Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the strahl, ray they used.
And so, we went toward the ray. regenbogen Dash was beat up bad as Du can see in the picture below, and we needed help.
Kills
Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1
Result: 17 people killed
Enemies left: 1,187
Continuing on, regenbogen Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We stahl, stola the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.
Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope regenbogen Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?
Now they had a huge battletank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.
Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's bring it to the hedgehog that's dating regenbogen Dash.
Snips: Ten 4!
Lt. Schwarzwald: I eto , kak ya vyuchil russkiy yazyk . *And that's how I learned russian*
Cpl. Myass: No, vashenatsistov. *But your a nazi*
Lt. Schwarzwald: Nu i chto? *So* HEY!!
Snips: So long dumby! *drives away*
Cpl. Myass: One of our trucks has been stolen!
Robotnik: Then take it back!
Cpl. Myass: Ok
Snips & Snails drove the truck to Sweet apfel, apple Acres where me & the mane 6, along with other ponies were planning our Weiter attack.
Applejack: Enemy truck!
Sean: Wait a minute, it's Snips & Snails!
Twilight: What the fuck?
Snails: Do not panic everyone.
Snips: We stahl, stola an Opel Blitz!
Ponies: What?
Sean: That's the name of the truck they stole.
Snips: Now they have no idea where it is.
KS: There it is!
Robotnik: Kill all those ponies.
Sean: Du can kill Diamond Tiara, but no one else!
Diamond Tiara: Excuse me?!
Robotnik: *kills Diamond Tiara*
King Sombra: Du also stahl, stola my time machine!
Sean: If Du want it back Du have to kill all of us.
King Sombra: So be it!
Catie: Attack!
Every Nazi & Communist started firing at us. I chased Robotnik while he was driving the tank.
Robotnik: Get the hedgehog!
Sgt. Streuseln: OK *drives toward me*
Cpt. Wolfgang: We got the truck
Sgt. Streuseln: LOOK OUT!!
Cpt. Wolfgang: *drives into tank*
Ponies: *laugh*
Robotnik: Holen Sie sich das Lkw-off unser Tank *Get the truck off our tank*
Sgt. Streuseln: *Shoots truck*
Sean: *climbs onto tank*
Nazi private: He's on the tank!
Sean: *shoots nazi private*
Robotnik: Get off! *hits me*
As I fight Robotnik on the tank Snips & Snails try to steal another truck
Snails: There is another Blitz!
Snips: Lets get it!
Twilight Sparkle: Get back here Du idiots!
Snips: We were going to steal an enemy truck.
Twilight: Du could get killed out there.
Snails: Nu uh, we stahl, stola a truck earlier without getting killed.
Pinkie Pie: I'm stealing the truck!
Snips: Oh jeez, mares can't drive a truck!
Pinkie Pie: Watch me *drives truck*
Snips & Snails were surprised, even though they shouldn't be. Pinkie is a great driver. Meanwhile back on the tank
Robotnik: Shoot him!
Nazis: *shoot a lot, but keep missing*
Sean: *fighting Robotnik* Is that all Du got?!
Robotnik: *holds me from tank*
Sean: This is great *hits rock*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Sgt. Streuseln*
Sgt. Streuseln: *turns toward cliff then dies*
The tank was heading toward a cliff, but neither me nor Robotnik knew what was happening, for we were too busy fighting.
regenbogen Dash: Look out!
Sean: I got him *pushes Robotnik into tank*
At that moment, I noticed I was screwed. I jump off the tank, but it was too late. Even for Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: Oh god!
regenbogen Dash: Sean?!
Pinkie Pie: SEAN!!
There was no response except for the tank landing on its side.
Applejack: He's gone.
regenbogen Dash: I can't believe it. We just started dating.
Pinkie Pie: *hugs regenbogen Dash*
Sean: *climbs up mountain* What did I miss?
Ponies: He's alive! *cheers*
regenbogen Dash: *kisses me*
Sean: It's going to take Mehr then a tank to kill me.
regenbogen Dash: Well in that case lets get the communists.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah come on.
All the Nazis that didn't die retreated to Ponyville where King Sombra was waiting.
King Sombra: Thats it! We get that time machine oder we're screwed!
Catie: We cannot afford to lose!
Discord: And we wont. I have a plan.
What is Discord's plan? How will it turn out?
To be continued.
Kills
Communists 20
Nazis 2
Robotnik 1
Total 23
Enemies left 1,164
We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.
Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are Du sure about this?
Discord: I have a gewehr of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope Du know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: Du got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!
Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.
Discord: I told Du to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought Du sagte kidnap them.
Catie: Du should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy english.
Discord: Why are Du speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees regenbogen Dash & Pinkie Pie*
regenbogen Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did Du establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great Du have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
regenbogen Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: feuer at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope Du don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: What?!
Sean: Stop!
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers Du just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if Du call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* Du wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Discord: Yes?
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.
With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?
Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
Discord: What?!
regenbogen Dash: No one throws my Friends out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
regenbogen Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
regenbogen Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 Sekunden flat.
10 flat Sekunden later. The death egg blew up.
Sean: What the hell?
regenbogen Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
regenbogen Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
regenbogen Dash: I'll make it up to you.
Dash made it up to me Von making out with me, then we went to a Green heu, hay concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.
regenbogen Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause Du talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
Du always seem to be steppin in shit and all Du do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all Du like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
regenbogen Dash: What'd I say?
Sean: That Green heu, hay is the best band ever!
Shredder: Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2
crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: Cut the crap 'cause your screaming in my ear, and you're taking up all of the Weltraum
You're really testing my patience again, and I'd rather get punched in the face
You're getting on my every last nerve
Everything you've sagte I already heard
Shut your mouth 'cause you're talking too much, and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2 *plays solo*
Sean: I gotta admit, he's better then I am at guitar.
regenbogen Dash: When did Du play guitar?
Sean: Since I was 12.
Shredder: Always fuck fuckin' with my head now X3
Always fucking with my head and I gotta let it go
Let yourself go, let yourself go
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself goX4
Band: *finishes song*
Crowd: Yeah! *cheers*
Sean: I'll be right back. *leaves*
I decided to go on the stage, and play some guitar, impressing regenbogen Dash.
Sean: Fillys, and gentlecolts. You're such a wonderful audience. Now I would like to play a song for you.
Crowd: *cheers*
regenbogen Dash: What?
Sean: This song is one of my personal favorites, called Hound Dog. *Plays guitar*
Du ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine.
Well they sagte Du was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine.
Du ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine. *plays solo*
Crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: He is good
Sean: Well they sagte Du was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine. *plays another solo*
Well they sagte Du was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine.
Du ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well Du ain't never caught a rabbit, and Du ain't no friend of mine. *ends song*
Crowd: *Cheers*
regenbogen Dash: That was so awesome!
Sean: Thanks. Now attention everyone. I wanna say it's been great being here. For 12 and a half years Du ponies have gegeben me a lot of formidable things to remember. Although much of it was fighting wars, it was still fun.
Crowd: *cheers*
Sean: But I have some sad news. I can't stay here anymore. People in Mobius need my help. We have made plans to expand on our world, and I have to go help.
regenbogen Dash: Du can't leave without a kiss.
Sean: We had sex earlier, but ok *kisses regenbogen Dash* Now I have to go. Chaos Control!
Shredder: What expansions do Du think he's working on?
Colin: Maybe land developement?
Everyone couldn't stop thinking about what I was up to back at Mobius. Was it serious? Maybe.
45 Minuten after I left Equestria, they invented the TV, and had lots of them on sale for 3 bits.
News anchor: This is PBS news, I'm Wilson Wilson with breaking news. A giant meteor appears to be heading toward our planet right now.
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Twilight: That looks big.
WW: It appears that a grey hedgehog is slowing down the meteor, which is actually a planet. He's making it arrive on our planet slowly.
Just then the ground shook, as I ran toward regenbogen Dash.
regenbogen Dash: Sean? Thank goodness your here. A met-
Sean: Meteor? That happens to be a planet called Mobius.
Fluttershy: What?!
Sean: I didn't wanna be too far away from you, so I brought my planet Weiter to yours.
regenbogen Dash: Are Du sure this will work?
Sean: It already is.
WW: Seems like Equestria is now linked to another planet. This is really cool.
Although I never went into Equestria again, I still talked to regenbogen Dash. Due to her planet being Weiter to mine. How's that for insanity? We've been together for a long time, and nothing bad has happened between us. I think this will go good for a extremely long time.
The End
