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Seanthehedgehog presents
The Season 1 Finale of...
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 10
Back From The Future
June 8, 1951
The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.
Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do wrong this time?) *walks to Pete* Yes?
Pete: I noticed the work you've been doing.
Gordon: *sweats* Yes?
Pete: And I must say....
Gordon: Yes??
Pete: That you've done a very great job. As a reward, Du get two days off.
Gordon: Oh thank Du sir!
Pete: You're very welcome. Now go home.
Gordon: *leaves*
When Gordon got home, he was looking at a book while eating pizza.
Gordon: *reading book* After getting rid of your hunger, the spell should work. *finishes slice of pizza* Ok, let's do this. *stands up*
Soon, some light came from his horn, and after a quick flash, everything changed
Gordon: Alright. *checks money* I got everything, good.
Mare: What are Du doing in my house?
Gordon: Oh this is my house. Du see, I'm a unicorn, and I used a time traveling spell.
Mare: Where did Du come from?
Gordon: 1951.
Gordon left the mare's house, and examined the streets of Cheyenne.
Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly.
Teenage pony: *passes Von in Cobra*
Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking*
Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon*
Gordon: What does he want?
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do Du have?
fohlen, colt friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did Du fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
schreibtisch Clerk: Good morning. Can I help Du with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
schreibtisch Clerk: Cell phones. Would Du like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can Du give me?
schreibtisch Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
schreibtisch Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
schreibtisch Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
After leaving the Verizon phone Shop
Gordon: *looks at homepage* What? *activates Google chrome* Sweet. This is awesome. Now, if only I could find how to get to the greatest country in Earth. *searches Germany*
Teenage colts: *look over screen* Du plan on going to Germany?
Gordon: Yeah.
Teenage Colts: It sucks. The only good place to go that isn't in Equestria is Mexico.
Gordon: And what? Have some commies from Cuba murder you?
Teenage Colts: Dude, communism is only in Russia. Look it up.
Gordon: That's what I was doing douchebag. *walks away*
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.
Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*
After three Minuten of running
Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right Von the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are Du doing Von that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask why this fence was put up?
Security Guard: To prevent intruders from sneaking in, and vandalising those freight cars.
Gordon: *spots graffiti* Du mean that purple, and green stuff on the box car? What railroad is it for anyway?
Security Guard: Norfoalk Southern.
Gordon: Norfoalk Southern? Don't Du mean Norfoalk & Western?
Security Guard: Nope. The Norfoalk & Western merged with another railroad in 1982.
Gordon: (That's 31 years from where I am now.) Wow. Yeah... I'm not much of an expert on railroading like you. *walks away*
After that, Gordon was thinking on how to get inside
Gordon: *stops* What the fuck am I thinking?! I've got teleportation spells! *teleports into train yard* Now, to see what this yard looks like.
Working ponies: *remove door from diesel*
Boss: Excellent. Now just put a new mantel of paint on there, and our Heritage units will be as good as new.
Gordon: Heritage units? *walks to diesel* This thing is a wreck. WHAT THE FUCK DID Du DO?!!?
Workers: *walk out* That engine is used for spare parts on our diesels.
Gordon: WHAT?! Can't Du buy Mehr parts?! Ok, this Jahr is fucked up, except for the creation of the smartphone, that's cool.
Black worker: Dude, what's up with this nigga?
Gordon: (Nigga? Sounds cool, I gotta try that.) Bye *time travels*
June 10, 1951
Pete: Ah, Gordon you're back. Just in time too. You'll have a freight to take to Pocatello Idaho in 20 minutes.
Gordon: Thank Du sir. *walks to bench*
Bartholomew: *waiting on platforrn*
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do Du know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps Du should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have Du Lost your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
Hawkeye: *brings passenger train to station*
Bartholomew: Well, my train is here. I must leave Du in your shock of amazement. *enters passenger train*
Percy: *sees Gordon* Uhm, what's that? *points at smartphone*
Gordon: A failed attempt to travel *falls asleep*
The End
The Season 2 premiere of Ponies On The Rails will arrive.
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Season 1 Finale of...
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 10
Back From The Future
June 8, 1951
The sun was setting, and the wind was blowing cool air around the station at Cheyenne. Everypony was getting toward the end of their shift.
Gordon: *putting oil into engine*
Pete: Gordon, come here.
Gordon: (FUCK!! What did I do wrong this time?) *walks to Pete* Yes?
Pete: I noticed the work you've been doing.
Gordon: *sweats* Yes?
Pete: And I must say....
Gordon: Yes??
Pete: That you've done a very great job. As a reward, Du get two days off.
Gordon: Oh thank Du sir!
Pete: You're very welcome. Now go home.
Gordon: *leaves*
When Gordon got home, he was looking at a book while eating pizza.
Gordon: *reading book* After getting rid of your hunger, the spell should work. *finishes slice of pizza* Ok, let's do this. *stands up*
Soon, some light came from his horn, and after a quick flash, everything changed
Gordon: Alright. *checks money* I got everything, good.
Mare: What are Du doing in my house?
Gordon: Oh this is my house. Du see, I'm a unicorn, and I used a time traveling spell.
Mare: Where did Du come from?
Gordon: 1951.
Gordon left the mare's house, and examined the streets of Cheyenne.
Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly.
Teenage pony: *passes Von in Cobra*
Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking*
Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon*
Gordon: What does he want?
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do Du have?
fohlen, colt friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did Du fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
schreibtisch Clerk: Good morning. Can I help Du with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks at cellphones* What are all these?
schreibtisch Clerk: Cell phones. Would Du like one?
Gordon: Yes. *checks money* I have $200. What can Du give me?
schreibtisch Clerk: Well, we got some smartphones over there.
Gordon: I'd like one of those please.
schreibtisch Clerk: *grabs smartphone* This is our latest, and greatest model. It costs $100.
Gordon: Here *pays for smartphone*
schreibtisch Clerk: Thank you, *gives Gordon charger* You'll need this for when your battery dies.
Gordon: Ok, thanks. *takes charger*
After leaving the Verizon phone Shop
Gordon: *looks at homepage* What? *activates Google chrome* Sweet. This is awesome. Now, if only I could find how to get to the greatest country in Earth. *searches Germany*
Teenage colts: *look over screen* Du plan on going to Germany?
Gordon: Yeah.
Teenage Colts: It sucks. The only good place to go that isn't in Equestria is Mexico.
Gordon: And what? Have some commies from Cuba murder you?
Teenage Colts: Dude, communism is only in Russia. Look it up.
Gordon: That's what I was doing douchebag. *walks away*
Gordon was bored, so he decided to check out what the Union Pacific looked like.
Gordon: I'll bet every single steam engine is dead. *runs to station*
After three Minuten of running
Gordon: *panting* Ugh, how much longer do I have to go? *looks back* (All I did was run across the street?!?!?)
Train driver: *blows horn*
Gordon: Oh damn, the tracks are right Von the road. *walks to fence* Really? Why did they put these up?
Security Guard: HEY!! What are Du doing Von that fence?
Gordon: Watching the trains?
Security Guard: Ok. You're not allowed to pass this fence at anytime.
Gordon: Alright. May I ask why this fence was put up?
Security Guard: To prevent intruders from sneaking in, and vandalising those freight cars.
Gordon: *spots graffiti* Du mean that purple, and green stuff on the box car? What railroad is it for anyway?
Security Guard: Norfoalk Southern.
Gordon: Norfoalk Southern? Don't Du mean Norfoalk & Western?
Security Guard: Nope. The Norfoalk & Western merged with another railroad in 1982.
Gordon: (That's 31 years from where I am now.) Wow. Yeah... I'm not much of an expert on railroading like you. *walks away*
After that, Gordon was thinking on how to get inside
Gordon: *stops* What the fuck am I thinking?! I've got teleportation spells! *teleports into train yard* Now, to see what this yard looks like.
Working ponies: *remove door from diesel*
Boss: Excellent. Now just put a new mantel of paint on there, and our Heritage units will be as good as new.
Gordon: Heritage units? *walks to diesel* This thing is a wreck. WHAT THE FUCK DID Du DO?!!?
Workers: *walk out* That engine is used for spare parts on our diesels.
Gordon: WHAT?! Can't Du buy Mehr parts?! Ok, this Jahr is fucked up, except for the creation of the smartphone, that's cool.
Black worker: Dude, what's up with this nigga?
Gordon: (Nigga? Sounds cool, I gotta try that.) Bye *time travels*
June 10, 1951
Pete: Ah, Gordon you're back. Just in time too. You'll have a freight to take to Pocatello Idaho in 20 minutes.
Gordon: Thank Du sir. *walks to bench*
Bartholomew: *waiting on platforrn*
Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do Du know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps Du should try looking at an actual world map instead of that pathetic nonsense!
Gordon: Who asked you?! *grabs smartphone* Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll just ask the smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get from here to Germany, and how long it will take!
Bartholomew: WE CAN'T USE SMARTPHONES IN 1951!!! Have Du Lost your mind?!
Gordon: *searching* Watch how it's done asshole! Going from Equestria to Germany. Yo, I do what I want nigga! *gasps*
Bartholomew: *looks*
Gordon: Swim across the atlantic ocean! Seriously?
Bartholomew: Oh my. Better get started, that sure is a bloody long swim.
Hawkeye: *brings passenger train to station*
Bartholomew: Well, my train is here. I must leave Du in your shock of amazement. *enters passenger train*
Percy: *sees Gordon* Uhm, what's that? *points at smartphone*
Gordon: A failed attempt to travel *falls asleep*
The End
The Season 2 premiere of Ponies On The Rails will arrive.
