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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and sagte "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant sagte "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice sagte "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant sagte "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice sagte "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant sagte "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice sagte "What?"

Tarrant sagte "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice sagte "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant sagte "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice sagte "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant sagte "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue badeanzug to Alice. Tarrant sagte "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant sagte "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice sagte "I got on this rosa floating hat."

Tarrant sagte "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice sagte "Yes sir."

The Dormouse sagte "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant sagte "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit sagte "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She sagte "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He sagte "That's wonderful."

Alice sagte "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant sagte "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice sagte "Um okay."

Tarrant sagte "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on oben, nach oben of each other."

Alice sagte "How cool."

Tarrant sagte "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 Mehr hats on Alice's head. Tarrant sagte "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice sagte "Oh no."

Tarrant sagte "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse sagte "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant sagte "Really? This isn't good."

The March hase sagte "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant sagte "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He sagte "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He sagte "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice sagte "Tarrant Du saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant sagte "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice sagte "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and sagte "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant sagte "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue badeanzug got ripped apart." Alice's badeanzug was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant sagte "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat sagte "Wrong room."

Alice sagte "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few Minuten later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant sagte "I'm sorry that Du almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice sagte "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant sagte "And Du are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. Von the way do Du feel alright? Do Du need CPR?"

Alice sagte "No."

Tarrant sagte "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice sagte "How were Du allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant sagte "I pretended to know what I was talking about."