Alice Cullen - A Thousand Years

Edward and Carlisle in a hospital approx. 107 years ago. Edward dying in the bed. Carlisle walks over.
Carlisle: Du ready?
Edward: For what?
Carlisle takes his wrist and bites him
Carlisle: For the wicked awesome parody!!
Edward yelps and pulls away
Edward: What the fuck! I thought Du were a doctor!!
Carlisle frowns and bites him on the neck, Edward starts flinching in pain, and the screen goes blank. Twilight is born flashes across the screen followed Von three days later. Edward waking up confused remembers being bitten and sees Carlisle standing over him, Edward frowns gets up, and hits Carlisle...

Bella: How’s Jasper?
Alice: He’s very unhappy with himself. It’s all so much Mehr of a challenge for him, and he hates feeling weak.” – pg 43


Alice: “Leave it to you, Bella. Anyone else would be better off when the Vampire left town. But Du have to start hanging out with the first monsters Du can find.” – pg 387


Alice: “My name was Mary Alice Brandon.” – pg 400


Alice: “My birth was announced…and my death. I found my grave. I also filched my admission sheet from the old asylum archives. The datum on the admission and the datum on my tombstone are the same.” – pg 401...