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Mitmachen Akatsuki

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I'd like to join! :)

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PureHeroine BYE MOM I'M JOINING AKATSUKI!!

*Sakura v/s Shin*

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GAARA VS Naruto

added by VEGETA

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Deidara and Tobi

added by FullmetalNaruto

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Madara Sexy

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Naruto Akatsuki Pics*.

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power of bijou

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Kakuzu Retires! Hidan is Running Wild.

posted by AlexWhittier

“Yo Pain,” Hidan shouted, “Where the f*** is Kakuzu? I checked his room and all his s*** is gone.” Pain was sitting in his office with Konan standing Weiter to him.

“Kakuzu decided to take advantage of our retirement plan. He no longer works for Akatsuki,” Pain explained.

“When the f*** did we get a retirement plan?” Hidan asked.

“Kakuzu set it up. He was our treasurer after all,” Konan said, “Zetsu is also retiring. I heard he even moved into the same assisted living facility.”

Pain added, “Until we can find an adequate replacement for Kakuzu Du will be working alone.”...

Hidan x Naruki (Naruki is called Naru) {and Naruline}

added by naruline

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Akatsuki Mission: Tobi's Nightmare

posted by AlexWhittier

“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a Minute about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his bett and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of bett yelling...

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Rosen are red

posted by to0ota111

Zetsu: Rosen are red, Kisame is blue

Screw this poem, I want to eat you!

Kisame: Rosen are red, Zetsu's a tool

Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.

Itachi: Rosen are red, I killed my whole clan

I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.

Sasori: Rosen are red, Barbie is plastic

So am I, and I think it's fantastic!

Deidera: Rosen are red, my art explodes

I'm into boys, do Du think it shows?

Kakuzu: Rosen are red, money is green

I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.

Hidan: Rosen are red, I like religion

I pray Mehr often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!

Konan: Rosen are red, I'm into origami

I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!

Pein: Rosen are red, I like my piercings

Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!

Tobi: Rosen are red, Deidera's arm went missing

When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice Küssen ...

Deidera: O.o ...ew.

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Akatsuki vs. Oranization XIII

posted by Sasuke_Fan17

At the Organizations castle

The 13 members were all in their thrones in the room of Where Nothing Gathers.

"As Du all know a portal opened just a matter of a few days ago. We also decided to conquer this world. However, a group known as Akatsuki rules this world. We will need to eliminate them in order to Bewegen vorwärts-, nach vorn with our plan. Axel, Demyx, and Larxene will be scouts into their territories." Xemnas explained

Axel and Larxene accept this quietly but Demyx does not.

"Ah mannnnn. Why do I have to go? I just went after that huge heartless that was about to attack the castle! Where is my break!...

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Ways to annoy the Akatsuki oder get get killed

posted by Itachi_lover

Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Christentum and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: oder Du can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: Frage Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............

RUN IF Du WANT TO LIVE!!!

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Deidara's little problem!

posted by fangirl404

This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that Du guy's enjoy it! ^^

Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't Du go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!

*to be continued*

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Konoha B*tch:She HAD to take Sasori!

posted by saso_dei_hi

WELCOME ALL Akatsuki FANS!!!!

This is a rant in honor of all the fallen Aka Suna no Sasori,who was murdered Von the Konoha B*tch *drumroll* Haruno Sakura

I hope Du enjoy this!

Well...Let's go shall we?

Name:Haruno Sakura (A.K.A)Fohead
Killed:Aka Suna No Sasori
Reason:Bipolar b*tch who's p*ssed her so-called bf left her and angry cuz sasori looks younger than her

Haruno Sakura was put into this exsistance for one reason:To reck h*ll in all the lives of the following:

1.Sasori
2.Ino
3.Naruto
4.Sasuke

Hmm...I'll begin with her life story.As a child,Sakura had a HUGE a** forehead.When Yamanaka Ino miraculously...

Akatsuki (Best)

added by misalka66

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Akatsuki Mission: The Vacation

posted by AlexWhittier

Kisame and Itachi waved goodbye to the rest of Akatsuki as they headed out for vacation. Kisame seemed to be sulking. “Why did Du volunteer us to stay behind to guard the base. We’re going to miss out.” Itachi looked up at him. “We will have a great time when our dates get here. I used my genjutsu to make sure your datum thinks you’re a wealthy badeanzug model rather than a sadistic fisch man.” Kisame smiled at that idea. “Besides something tells me they’ll be back very soon.” Pein continued to read the map as the rest of Akatsuki followed from behind. “We are almost at the...

chapter 12:kyo-chan the servant at ur service?

posted by hinata3125

Chapter 12:kyo-chan the servant,at ur service!?

This sux.pein grounded me for putting spicy mustard in the eye hole of tobis mask when he slept last night.when the guy woke up I let the fireworks shine.its not my fault,the guy's a total pest!!! He's funny,hell yeah but he wouldn't let me sleep.he kept whispering (loudly) about how much of a 'good boy' he is.pein says as punishment I have to be kakuzus servant for 2 weeks.I CANT STAND THAT GUY! He's always picking fights with hidan and calling deidara a girl....he once sagte to sasori and deidara that 'art is for pussies,if u wanna be convinient...